Glutto

pronounced GLUH-toe (rhymes with "What? Oh!")

1. a social media outlet that answers "What are the best eats & drinks for ME?"; an online place for people that love food and drink

2. a shortened and more playful version of the word "gluttony"

Guy 1: Man, I have no idea where to take this super hot girl to dinner. I really want to impress her.
Guy 2: Check her profile on Glutto.
Guy 1: Genius! Yeah, I just checked it and found out she's a vegetarian and wants to check out this restaurant in the city!
Guy 2: You're welcome.

by K2maj24 August 25, 2011

gutter blogger

A member of the blogging niche that writes, reads, and discusses topics related to relationships, sex, kink, sexual perversity. Basically, really enjoys talking about… fucking.

I follow a few gutter bloggers, they really helped me spice things up in our bedroom!

- Have you read Dave's latest post?
- No, I'm at work, and he's a gutter blogger - definitely NSFW! I'll check it out in the evening.

by India Sapio December 9, 2012

jaime guttenberg

one of the 17 victims of the parkland shooting on 2.14.18

jaime guttenberg was such a sweet girl , she deserved better .

by i love depression and anxiety February 13, 2019

gutter trash

1. used to describe a person who is a low life
2. a drugged up prostitute
3. gang membersof all race and types
4. lower than any racial slur

Thank goodness that gutter trash moved out, they looked like gypsys with all that garbage on their rented lawn.

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

gutted salmon

A large juicy and succulent vagina with mouth-wateringly sweet pink and fleshy lips..

Not so appealing to vegans and vegetarians..

More a gourmet dish for the committed practicing Vaginarian..

Must be eaten fresh, or it rapidly becomes a musky mackerel, which is not quite so fresh, or even worse, a rancid pilchard..

Big lady was a strange name for a woman who was only slightly above average height and was not really more weighty than the average western factory farm fed female.. (220lbs)..

But it became clear on webcam that her diet of cakes and lard had somehow enabled her to showcase a gutted salmon to her fans the likes of which is rare seen online and that a gent could definitely lose his head in when searching for his wrist watch in the morning after the pleasures of the night..

by Drex Johnson October 18, 2016

Gutterance

n.- Low growly noises made to express utter disdain with another person's very existence (Source - Count Longardeaux's Strong Badian Jerktionary Fo' My Own Words!)

If Hey Steve shows up I don't want to be held accountable for whatever gutterance I will undoubtedly make.

by m0r1arty September 11, 2009

gutt

a derogatory and generally offensive term for an obese cat.
In the presence of a gutt, one must emit a "gutt screech", a loud noise that sounds like this: AUIKHAUIOYA

Random kid : How will I know if they're a gutt?
Me : Oh, you'll know a gutt when you see one.

by a babies goad April 11, 2017