Girfriend Cleptomaniac  

A man who goes from dating girl to girl. If they get in a fight, or the girl does not give the man a certain thing ( ie. sex, kisses) The man will dump the girl and have a new one within a week.
also known as a player.

" Oh look, Joe broke up with Jane. I wonder who he'll go for next ? "
" yeah , he's suck a Girfriend Cleptomaniac "

Girfriend Cleptomaniac by applesz. March 31, 2009

Gay friend 

A straight man your girlfriend describes as "gay" in order to make you less suspicious.

More often this "gay friend" is one of her orbiters or one of her secret fuck buddys she can date in broad light without having to worry about you being jealous.

Veselina: Babe tonight I'm going out have dinner with my "gay friend" so I can't see you.

James: oh I see, can I come with you?

Veselina: no James, I don't feel ready to introduce you to my friends.

Gay friend by Wisedude999 March 2, 2019

Goalfriend 

A person who helps, motivates, supports and pushes you to move towards your personal and business goals with zeal.

Amanda has been a real Goalfriend to me; she has helped me find out who Pookie was messing with on IG by signing up as a fake hair page of several of his IG crushes!

The Model Mom has been a real Goalfriend to me, she has helped me write out my SWOT analysis for my business and has checked in to make sure I am moving forward in my business and personal goals!

Goalfriend by Model Mom September 15, 2018

Gfriendphobic 

Having a strong dislike or hatred of Gfriend, especially in a way that is extreme or not reasonable.

"LOL, Why Gfriend still in the chart? They are disbanded~"

Why are you keep mentioning gfriend? There are many other groups. You are so Gfriendphobic. Just focus on your favs.

Gfriendphobic by Justabuddy. January 1, 2022

Gay Friend 

A male who spends excessive time with girls who he believes are attracted to him, while in reality are just friends or think he's cute because he's 4 feet tall. Another component of the gay friend is the act of participating in outings, events, or trips, with solely females. The decision of whether or not someone is "the gay friend" is largely based on whether or not he has hooked up with one of the girls he's spending time with. 9 out of 10 times, he has not, and likely won't in the near future; determined to be The Gay Friend. The Gay Friend is never actually homosexual, but deserves the title since he assumes a similar position(and relationship) that of a gay man would with girls. Usually summed up by; if you're hanging out a lot with a girl(s) and you're not scoring...you're the gay friend.

Isac: Hey...what do I have to do to tap Brooke's ass?
Phil: aHahah

Nate: Dude...Isac is THE gay friend
Dan: Yah, girls don't actually like him, he need's to learn that.

Gay Friend by Noo1 January 4, 2009

Gayfriends 

When two straight male friends are in love with each other. They'd never date or do anything sexual, but they are genuinely in love.

Zach and I are gayfriends, but we each have girlfriends.

Gayfriends by KeithLedger February 27, 2012

garyfriend 

A friend you or another friend meets online or over XBOXLIVE and constantly text messages or IMs you. This person is a sketch ball and doesn't have many friends so they need to talk to you. This friend makes themselves sound a lot cooler than they really are to impress you. This friend also makes sex jokes and intends on raping you when you go to see them.

Cody: Dude Adam Sarah met a garyfriend through me.
Adam: Dude nice
Cody: Yah but he makes himself seem a lot cooler than he really is.
Adam: Sarah is such an idiot, I bet she's gana go and see this garyfriend.
Cody: Yah that sounds like Sarah.
Sarah: What the fuck you guys are just jealous because my garyfriend loves me.
Adam: He's gana rape you when you go to meet him.
Sarah: Yah whatever it'll be fun.

garyfriend by SKKroxit35 February 24, 2009