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Twirling the Ballerina

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To masterbate in private under the guise of a supposed night out with a beautiful girl.
Last night I spent my time twirling the ballerina.
by dominic208 September 7, 2009
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1. a. A dancer of the utmost grace and eloquence. Albert Einstein calls ballet dancers "athletes of god". They obtain their skill through passion, dedication, and long hours of gruelling practice; or because their mothers are living vicariously through them.
b. A complete fucking prissy ass bitch.
c. Sworn enemy of the honest girl.
I'm going to wax the floor of the downtown dance studio tonight so I can kill all those damned ballerinas.
by foxy_holiday October 7, 2006
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Any pair of high heel stilettos with a height of 5 inches or greater.
"Dude, check out the ballerina slippers on that chick!"
by alyssandra May 20, 2015
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Ballerina Barker Bowl

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This is a form of puppy play that is much more ritualistic and has a surprise ending. This is all about control and humiliation of the puppy sub. The sub is usually naked and the dom either is wearing standard dominatrix gear or something with a canine reference such as a Cruella de Vil costume.

It starts with dom having the puppy sub sit on the floor, at attention. The dom then places a bib on the puppy (this is a move taken from adult baby play). The puppy is preferably on a collar and leash.

While still sitting on the floor, the dom then empties a can of spaghetti (the long noodles) in to a dog's food dish or other suitable bowl. The dom proceeds to cut the spaghetti into bite sized pieces for the puppy (another maneuver taken from adult baby play). The dom then cleans the puppy's face with the bib.

The puppy is then fed the bowl of food. Afterwards, the puppy may be offered a bowl of water to cleanse the pallet for the surprise ending. The puppy at this point may be walked around or otherwise played with. The puppy is then lead onto a drop cloth, outside, into a tub, or shower.

The dom then will urinate on the puppy.Ideally the puppy will take the urine orally, like a dog lapping water from a hose in the yard. At this point, the scene has basically ended and the puppy will clean up for their next BDSM scene.
He has to wash up before the next BDSM scene, as he is all sticky from his mistress giving him a Ballerina Barker Bowl.
by Arch Bagger December 12, 2019
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Vallerina

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A Vallerina is an amazing girl and unique in every way. She’s so beautiful and doesn’t know it and when she’s told she’s beautiful she will always deny it she has a smile that lights up the room She has a laugh that could make you wanna listen to it all day. She gets a little excited sometimes and has to be told to calm down.
Him: Do you have a Vallerina in your life

Him2: No

Him: You should
by BDNZ November 29, 2021
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Trouser Ballerina

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Male genital, penis, dick, cock, manhood, meatstick, one-eyed snake, Peepee, shaft, wang, etc.
Trouser Ballerina. See Trouser Snake.

Tina: I'm gonna ask Brad to go to the dance with me.
Stephanie: Don't get your hopes up. I bet he has a small Trouser ballerina.
by ChuLolli January 18, 2010
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ghetto ballerina

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She always carries around one dollar bills. I bet she's a ghetto ballerina.
by Surburban beauty October 10, 2013
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