Poosebumps

n: The horrible goosebumps you get when you have to take a bad shit and there is no place available to drop it. Often happens whilst sitting in a classroom, board meeting, the line for a roller coaster, or while being pulled over for driving too fast (because of said eminent load spatter).

You could tell Jim had to crap during his canoe trip, he had poosebumps all over his body.

by JonCrapper July 6, 2011

Grossbumps

The goosebumps you get from seeing or hearing something disgusting.

"That was so awful, I have grossbumps!"

by gnarthrash June 19, 2014

Geesebumps

A plural form of Goosebumps. The origin of this word actually derives from an Indian Gypsy. He was known to find new ways to piss off her friends, but a few members of society kept him around because his Gypsy magic was mildly entertaining. He created this word as an inventive way to be annoying as he relished in correcting others.

Solomon: It's kinda chilly in here. Both of us have goosebumps.
Arul (the gypsy): Ahem, don't you mean both of us have geesebumps.
Solomon: *slaps him in the face*

by flamingcalamari June 13, 2016

Goosebump

Cocaine mixed with a horse tranquilizer sprinkled with salt and pepper, and then snorted off of someones neck. Coined by Cal from the short film Tony & Cal.

Man, I did a bunch of Goosebumps last night.

by Tony&Cal May 15, 2009

Poosebumps

The goose bumps you get after taking a really good poo.

I just dropped a huge D, and now I have poosebumps.

by MUlaxer6 November 11, 2010

goosedumps

When you're on the crapper and a long and deep excruciating pain develops in the dark depths of your bowel, which causes your skin to develop goosebumps.

Person 1: "Why are you taking you so long in the bathroom?"
Person 2: "I have a mean case of the goosedumps!"

by Deromes September 6, 2007

goosebumpin

When something gives off such a energenic vibe that you get goosebumps

After the Hawks won the championship, the crowded street of fans was goosebumpin.

by wtfidontcare October 25, 2016