sub firtado

Some one who is more retarded than a retard. Below firtado. Originated from The League on FX

Listen to that, the retard is making fun of me....I'm now sub firtado

by Taco Ruxin June 29, 2010

Furtada

Both a noun an adjective, this is a unique time used in the series "The League" on FX, in lieu of the now politically unacceptable terms "retarded" or "retard."

1) "That guy in the back of the restaurant... Look at him, I think the boy's furtada."-Rodney Ruxin,"The League", Fox FXX which is different BTW from lying-ass Fox "News"

2) "Oh my God! I washed my hands in a Chinatown urinal, and now that furtada Chinese boy in the back of the restaurant is telling everyone! No, I'm forever unclean!" -Rodney Ruxin, ibid

3) "Yo, does that dude look- did he seem- you know...?" "What, furtada? Hell yeah, that poor kid got Down's or something. Almost can't even tell, though, good for him." -personal communication, 2013

by RichNice September 19, 2013

Firtado

Another name for the "special" people. Retards. Special ed. Originated from the show The League on fx.

Wow bro your such a firtado, grow up.

by dirtydirtysanchez101 December 18, 2009

furtadotowne

Nelly's (the one without the band aid) upcoming smashhit album.

Damn Jamal, furtadotowne just dropped, yo.

by Rashinque August 5, 2003

Furnado

What appears to have touched down in your sewing room after sewing with fun fur.

While prepping for Burning Man and Otherworld, it appeared a furnado had touched down in the sewing room. Fur was everywhere!

by Tee Rymes November 3, 2012

Furtadoish

Really stupid since everyone hates Nelly Furtado anyway. Don't go stealin' Nelly's name ! U SUCK

This Matth h/w is so furtadoish

by Myshele March 26, 2004

Furtardo

Someone who has preformed something extremely stupid, so stupid that they are considered more than a retard. Furtardo combines the words Fucked Up, Retard and Mexican.

Oh my god! He just cut his dick off for fun! He is a Furtardo!

by Arasan of Spades March 18, 2011