German Furnace

A self inflicted Dutch Oven. Farting under your covers and pulling them over your own head to enjoy your gastro aroma!

Dude, I love smelling my own ass so much I am a frequent occupant of the German Furnace.

by AD218 August 26, 2008

furnace filter

While performing sexual relations in the ever popular doggy-style position, said male retreives his dirty underwear and at the perfect interval, stuffs them unexecpectedly in her mouth as she moans. Timing is crucial in this act. A quick getaway is sometimes needed. It is required by man-law to tell all friends when this has been properly executed. Thanks JP

"Cody told me he pulled off a furnace filter last night after bar time with that milf from next door. Awesome"

by 4nick8r March 14, 2009

funnecessary

something completely useless and/or impractical that provides immense amounts of happiness and amusement despite its lack of purpose

Even though I new the glow-in-the-dark toaster wasn't what he wanted for Christmas, it was just too funnecessary for me to resist buying him.

by Zacharaius R. McGuggenheimis February 19, 2009

Brooklyn Furnace

defecating and masturbating simultaneously

I cannot afford a conventional source of heat and therefore must resort to a Brooklyn Furnace.

by Needles February 17, 2004

Furnacetity

The damp smell that eminates from your furnace vents the first time you turn it on in cold weather

I just turned the heat on in this house this fall and it smells like wet dust. It must be furnacetity.

by phil1 February 6, 2007

funnce

A Funnce is a boy who enjoys complex board games, researching random subjects as conversation starters, and singing long ballads while at karaoke with his friends. On average, a Funnce drinks 3-4 boba milk teas per week. He will befriend you automatically if you offer him a milk tea. His friends would describe him as a soff boi who has trouble making decisions. However, due to his in-depth analysis and excessive research on a variety of subjects, he has a plethora of random and sometimes useful knowledge. His strengths are his cautious driving skills, procrastination, sleeping in, and chatting with colleagues when there is work to be done. He is very thoughtful and caring and a good friend and boyfriend to have.

Wow, is that your third milk tea this week? You must be a Funnce.

by Momomachine November 24, 2021

human furnace

When you get into bed with your partner especially on a cold night and you can feel the heat radiating off their body, making for extra cosy warm snuggles to get yourself nice and toasty.

"You're my personal human furnace."

by orangeplum. October 23, 2023