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fungus crown

To slap one in the forehead with your manmeat, in such a manner as to cause a mushroom shaped bruise, on said forehead. Repeat as necessary to create the bruising effect. Or, as desired.
by EnriqueTDL October 21, 2003
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fungusting

an event that is funny and entertaining but leaves you utterly disgusted.
laughing at the intimacy lubracants at Walgreens was fungusting.
by a hiz May 1, 2007
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Fogust

Fogust (n) The month of August, particularly in an area that gets lots of fog at that time of year. Also: Fog-ust.
The month of Fogust is upon us!

A glance out my window and I am reminded that the month of fogust is here! I can't see anything!
by Neen99 November 3, 2008
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recreational fungus

Mushrooms. Plain and simple. However, this phrase refers to the 'shrooms that will have you prancing around like a pixie riding the back of a unicorn and taking a slide down the chocolate river running down The Big Rock Candy Mountain.

Combine recreation fungus in conjunction with:
Puff the Magic Dragon
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Willy Wonka (Not the Johnny Depp version)
Requiem for a Dream
Pink Floydd-The Wall
Venice Beach
Las Vegas

DO NOT USE ALONE OR BEFORE ENGAGING ACTS OF SEXUAL INTIMACY!!
"Excuse me Sir, would you happen to know where I can acquire some recreational fungus for excursion to Vegas this weekend?"

"WARNING: This movie should be watched only if consuming large quantities of recreational fungus"
by Jrockwhc June 10, 2009
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fugasi

something that is fake.

something that is not kosher or safe.
Def 1: Get that fugasi ass jersey outta here that shit aint official.

Def 2: Nah don't go that way cus its mad dark...that shit look mad fugasi.
by tmacafella July 17, 2003
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Foot Fungus

When you dont care what your foot looks like and instead use it to attract girls
by the stolen one May 2, 2020
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Fukushima

(1) A reference to the nuclear power plant disaster in Fukushima, Japan.

(2) Explosive rupture of the rectal containment vessel due to intestinal reactor meltdown — creating a vast, uninhabitable dead zone for several centuries.
Stay away from the bathroom — I just did a Fukushima.

That big bean burrito gave me a Fukushima.

Uh oh — where's the toilet? I think I just ate a Fukushima burger.
by WeMayGotJokes April 4, 2011
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