Fumducker

A person who "jerks off" while looking at National Geografic.

Hey Grandma, Grandpa iz such a Fumducker.

by shimp May 29, 2005

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Funsucker

1. One who is exclusively parasitic in his or her relationship with banter; 2. someone unable to maintain any form of symbiotic relationship with banter; 3. one who cannot sustain his or herself on his or her own banter and requires the energy created by others to get by.

Person A: "I went to Paris at the weekend."
Person B: "Really, that's cool! What did you do?"
Person C: "I went to Spain once and it was better than France."
Persons A + B: "C, you are a funsucker, my friend."

by Riddledeedum February 22, 2013

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Fuddruckers

A Code word for having sex

Let's go to Fuddruckers. Means "lets go have sex"

by Meow Mixa October 9, 2007

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Bucca Fuddrucker

When an active duty male is trying to have sex with a hot active duty female and a superior female officer enters the barracks and the active duty male soldier must then have sex with the older, uglier higher ranking female to prevent a dishonorable discharge, with his own undesirable discharge.

Sgt: Damn, I saw you walk off with Sgt Hottie last night.
TSggt: Yeah, we snuck back to her bunk and got busy, but then Captain Hag walked in on us and I had to pull a Bucca Fuddrucker.
Sgt:Shit was that even worth it.
TSsgt: Hell yea the lights were off.

by Sgt. Montechristo October 16, 2007

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