2 definitions by shimp

A person who "jerks off" while looking at National Geografic.
Hey Grandma, Grandpa iz such a Fumducker.
by shimp May 26, 2005
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not only beautiful, but also fukable
man! she's fukin beautiful,and definatly fukable.
by shimp May 23, 2005
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