Either shit faced drunk or stoned, dont agree with something, or someone has you wrong.
"I can't weld this rusted up shit it fucked up like a puerto rican bicycle"

"I drank so much natty I got fucked up like puerto rican bicycle"
by jip28 October 11, 2011
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If it fucks like a duck

When it is clear that two people are having an affair, but think they are successfully hiding it.
Coworker 1: "Dude, do you think Amy and Ryan are screwing on the sly?"

Coworker 2: "Well, if it fucks like a duck...."
by marlopoohbear November 11, 2009
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Fuck like Franco

(verb)
1. To excel at a skill, task, or value in a superlative manner.
2. To engage in ineffable, mind blowing sexual intercourse.

Origin: Inspired by actor James Franco's rumored sexual prowess that women dream to experience and men aspire to emulate.

Examples:
1. That movie was the best I've ever seen; it totally fucked like franco!
2. Our team has practiced and prepared thoroughly for the game and we are confident we will fuck like franco on game day.
3. I didn't get any sleep last night, but I don't mind because Erin and I were fucking like franco!
by KevinAndErinFuckLikeFranco October 13, 2008
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fucked like chuck

To be in a very unfavorable predicament.
After the power went out while Chris was on his computer, he was "fucked like chuck"
by Matt Stephens December 30, 2002
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Fuck like Franco

(verb)
1. To excel at a skill, task, or value in a superlative manner.
2. To engage in ineffable, mind blowing sexual intercourse.

Origin: Inspired by actor James Franco's rumored sexual prowess that women dream to experience and men aspire to emulate.

Ex.
1. That movie was the best I've ever seen; it totally fucked like franco!
2. Our team has practiced and prepared thoroughly for the game and we are confident we will fuck like franco on game day.
3. I didn't get any sleep last night, but I don't mind because Erin and I were fucking like franco!
by KevinAndErinFuckLikeFranco October 13, 2008
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Fucks like a Marine

A machine in the sack. Inexhaustible, willing to take on most any challenge, and unafraid of sweat, pain, and possibly even blood & bruises.
"Christ, I'm sore after spending the night at Lisa's. She fucks like a Marine!"
by odbal. May 04, 2016
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fuck like a champ

Part of the awesomeness that only certain men can ascertain throughout a life of drunken debauchery. Also, just banging better than your average man.
person 1:He fucked her forever last night.

person 2:Damn he can "fuck like a champ."

Man doing the fucking: Giggity giggity AHHHlllllright!!!!
by Dr. Pussy December 29, 2010
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