"I can't weld this rusted up shit it fucked up like a puerto rican bicycle"
"I drank so much natty I got fucked up like puerto rican bicycle"
"I drank so much natty I got fucked up like puerto rican bicycle"
by jip28 October 11, 2011
Get the Fucked up like a Puerto Rican bicyclemug. Coworker 1: "Dude, do you think Amy and Ryan are screwing on the sly?"
Coworker 2: "Well, if it fucks like a duck...."
Coworker 2: "Well, if it fucks like a duck...."
by marlopoohbear November 11, 2009
Get the If it fucks like a duckmug. (verb)
1. To excel at a skill, task, or value in a superlative manner.
2. To engage in ineffable, mind blowing sexual intercourse.
Origin: Inspired by actor James Franco's rumored sexual prowess that women dream to experience and men aspire to emulate.
Examples:
1. To excel at a skill, task, or value in a superlative manner.
2. To engage in ineffable, mind blowing sexual intercourse.
Origin: Inspired by actor James Franco's rumored sexual prowess that women dream to experience and men aspire to emulate.
Examples:
1. That movie was the best I've ever seen; it totally fucked like franco!
2. Our team has practiced and prepared thoroughly for the game and we are confident we will fuck like franco on game day.
3. I didn't get any sleep last night, but I don't mind because Erin and I were fucking like franco!
2. Our team has practiced and prepared thoroughly for the game and we are confident we will fuck like franco on game day.
3. I didn't get any sleep last night, but I don't mind because Erin and I were fucking like franco!
by KevinAndErinFuckLikeFranco January 24, 2009
Get the Fuck like Francomug. To be in a very unfavorable predicament.
by Matt Stephens December 29, 2002
Get the fucked like chuckmug. (verb)
1. To excel at a skill, task, or value in a superlative manner.
2. To engage in ineffable, mind blowing sexual intercourse.
Origin: Inspired by actor James Franco's rumored sexual prowess that women dream to experience and men aspire to emulate.
Ex.
1. To excel at a skill, task, or value in a superlative manner.
2. To engage in ineffable, mind blowing sexual intercourse.
Origin: Inspired by actor James Franco's rumored sexual prowess that women dream to experience and men aspire to emulate.
Ex.
1. That movie was the best I've ever seen; it totally fucked like franco!
2. Our team has practiced and prepared thoroughly for the game and we are confident we will fuck like franco on game day.
3. I didn't get any sleep last night, but I don't mind because Erin and I were fucking like franco!
2. Our team has practiced and prepared thoroughly for the game and we are confident we will fuck like franco on game day.
3. I didn't get any sleep last night, but I don't mind because Erin and I were fucking like franco!
by KevinAndErinFuckLikeFranco February 18, 2009
Get the Fuck like Francomug. A machine in the sack. Inexhaustible, willing to take on most any challenge, and unafraid of sweat, pain, and possibly even blood & bruises.
by odbal. May 18, 2016
Get the Fucks like a Marinemug. Part of the awesomeness that only certain men can ascertain throughout a life of drunken debauchery. Also, just banging better than your average man.
person 1:He fucked her forever last night.
person 2:Damn he can "fuck like a champ."
Man doing the fucking: Giggity giggity AHHHlllllright!!!!
person 2:Damn he can "fuck like a champ."
Man doing the fucking: Giggity giggity AHHHlllllright!!!!
by Dr. Pussy December 28, 2010
Get the fuck like a champmug.