fuck me stupid, shoulda been running. 

Similar in meaning to “Boy, am I a dumb ass,” this advanced application of “fuck me running” is to be used in situations which were originally a surprise, but now have recurred over and over again, and the fuckee (that's you) has still not had the sense to leave.

As in: “I still have a joint checking account with my girlfriend. Well, fuck me stupid, shoulda been running."

fuck me stupid, shoulda been running. by rowafe August 25, 2009

Fuck me runnin' 

a) In a military context: Things are reigning down on you so hard and fast I.E. Stress, anger, the enemy, incoming fire etc.), your only logical response=FUCK ME RUNNIN b)When circumstances get so bad; Socially;economically; and or professionally. c) a run of bad luck you come to the conclusion the only chance of not getting screwed is Go ahead and try to...'Fuck me Runnin'.

My paycheck is lost, my car just died, I'm in the middle of finals! FUCK ME RUNNIN'!!!

Fuck me runnin' by TheLone-Eskimo May 1, 2011

Fuck Me Runnin 

a phrase said when you are totally lost for words and do not know whats going on. as heard on the tv show "Daisy of Love" by the drunken Weasel right before he got eliminated on the second episode.

"Omg, i was home all alone makin fries in the oven and i went to open it to see if it was done and a huge puff of smoke came out. them shits were burnt. then the fire alarm started goin off so i ran over to shut it off and i fell. i was like 'oh fuck me runnin' "

Fuck Me Runnin by lmfaoooMiCHAEL May 31, 2009

FuckMeRunning

The definition of FuckMeRunning is when you can’t believe something or what you found out is unbelievable .

Well just FuckMeRunning , that was amazing!

FuckMeRunning by ItalianCoonAss June 6, 2022

FuckMeRunning

Amazing like something you never seem before

Well FuckMeRunning people really do that

FuckMeRunning by ItalianCoonAss June 29, 2022