Frogger

This name is given to someone who highly resembles a frog's appearance. Most commonly a male- they have a slight hunchback, have arms slightly hung and curled like an ape, have a slight bounce to their step, and have an overall small stature. They commonly wear sports hats to blend in with society, but unfortunately they are not good at sports at all (especially football). For the males, it is common that they do not use bathroom urinals(they pee in toilets only!). What really sets these people apart is their lack of ability to type at least 10 words per minute. It is also common to see a Frogger type a paper with two fingers while reading the screen 1 foot away(poor eyesight).
"From a distance, he looked like a Frogger."
"I just saw Frogger bouncing over to class."
by AnitVenom May 4, 2009
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Frogger

Someone with an average sized cock who breaks into BUD/S during Hell Week and repeatedly rapes the candidates;
Dude Cali is full of froggers bro bro!
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frogger

A woman that after sex tears the nipples of guys with her teeth and eats them.
I just got attacked in bed by a frogger, it was great tell she ripped mt nipples off.
by aprudhomme June 5, 2007
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frogger

a spastic frog with brownie all over its face.A frog in a brownie usually while in a forest.
dude, i just saw a frogger yesterday when me in Jen were in the woods.
by elelelelelell July 3, 2008
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frogger

Damn, that bitch of Karla is a frogger!
by Jose the Aztec Jigolo June 11, 2006
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Freshman Frogger

What happens the first few days of the semester when all the new freshman do not understand how to negotiate walking through traffic. Often end up with either cars slamming on brakes or freshman being hit.
Hey look at those dumbasses playing freshman frogger. Oh one just got hit :(
by Talirag! August 22, 2010
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Forehead Frogger

A children's game popular in the South and Appalachia. It entails pulling a bed or small trampoline under a ceiling fan while it's on the lowest setting, bouncing up and down and trying not to get hit by the spinning blades.
Jim Bob done broke the bed playing Forehead Frogger!
by Charli XXX September 17, 2014
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