finley the freshers shark

finley is a freshers shark who prays on new freshers. Finely doesn't take no for an answer.

Finley the freshers shark just won't leave the first years alone!

by 123ameh123 October 16, 2018

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Pipe down, Fresher

"Shut it you low-life scum!" Frequently uttered throughout university campuses, or bars with a high population of rowdy, young students.

Student number 1: "My Dad owns a yacht rah rah rah..."

Student number 2: "Pipe down, Fresher, and see it away for arrogance!"

by Howpig November 12, 2006

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freshers week rash

The small rash on one's wrist from the numerous freshers week wristbands worn during freshers week.

Student 1: Aren't you going to wash your hands?
Student 2: No, it'll irritate my freshers week rash.

by Abrewdonian September 23, 2010

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The fresher the fruit, the sweeter the juice

It is an accurate correlation of female youth and attraction. This is counter to the erroneous conception of women aging like a fine wine.

Guy one: She's smoking but how old is she?

Guy two : who cares, The fresher the fruit, the sweeter the juice, you know she's old enough with that body.

Guy one: I'm going for it, I hope she's 18 ;)

by Factzteller March 23, 2020

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Those berries aren't getting any fresher.

When a group of four boys and one girl watch the uninvited and realize that the best line out of the movie was when a random balding older man screamed "THOSE BERRIES AREN'T GETTING ANY FRESHER."

"Night Drew. Those berries aren't getting any fresher."

"Night Jared, those berries AREN'T getting any fresher"

by Autumn Marie Lewis September 14, 2011

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