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frequent fapper miles

He's been racking up some frequent fapper miles since they broke up.

The walls are too thin. I hear my roommate racking up frequent fapper miles every night.
by mccaro June 4, 2012
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Frequent Flier

Someone who you end up going home with after every party.
Are you and her dating?
Nah man, she's just my frequent flier.
by howdoichangemyusername May 1, 2020
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freaklet

noun 1.)a person between the ages of 10-17, usually found wandering around at malls wearing oversized black clothing, slipknot or other associated band shirts, spiked collars, horribly applied black eyeliner, etc. proclaiming to be "so goth" or "so punk", yet not having a damn clue who Bauhaus or The Clash are.

2.)any younger odd-looking person that generally annoys the fuck out of people who were weird when it still got you beaten up.
1.)
freaklet: "omg blink-182 is so punk."
myself: "kids like you make sid vicious do cartwheels in his grave."
freaklet: "who's sid vicious?"

2.)
the throng of freaklets in the center of the mall on friday night makes me want to hand out fliers with directions to the MAC counter.
by j. malott November 25, 2005
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frequent

Many times, repeating, shows up over and over, appearing in regular or irregular loops.
Books are frequent in book stores.

The apples frequently fell down from the branches.
by xerent January 2, 2004
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frequent flyer

Known to EMTs and paramedics, an individual who calls 911 often for an ambulance. The caller may be a mental patient or one who seeks attention or a ride to the hospital where he/she will acquire free food, air-conditioning in the summer, or pain medications. Occasionally, a frequent flyer is an individual who has a serious ongoing medical problem but doesn't take care of him/herself and frequently becomes ill to the point where 911 must be summoned.
Mrs. Jones is one of our frequent fliers; we've responded to her house at least once a shift for the past two months.

Every call we get from the public phone at Main and Oak Street is from a frequent flyer.
by Artmedic2 April 22, 2010
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Frequent Brain Farter

A person who frequently asks stupid questions and expects a serious answer.
"Hey, we have a basketball game tonight at 6."
"Oh...is that in the morning or afternoon?"

"I lost my wallet."
"Oh. Do you know where it is?"

These are common examples of frequent brain farters.
by Smurfanator February 7, 2010
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frequent flier

Somebody who uses class A drugs often.

i.e is frequently flying
Is John ok, he looks like he needs an ambulance ?

No, he's used to this kind of thing, he's a frequent flyer.
by Dobby September 15, 2005
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