Jevin D. Frankfurt moment

A “Jevin D. Frankfurt moment” refers to a surreal or unnatural series of events. This could be good or bad, but usually has cartoonish quality.

“How did he die?” michael asked at the funeral. “oh.. an anvil fell on him!” patrick replied. “What a Jevin D. Frankfurt moment!”

by KaiGKempferEsq. October 2, 2022

Frankfurted

Frankfurted- being continuously messed around at work from a somewhat disorganised and highly forgetful boss. Can sometimes happen multiple times in one day.

Worker 1: “Looks like the Boss(named Frank) hasn’t dropped off enough materials for the 3rd time today! I guess we’ve been Frankfurted!”

Worker 2: “No we’ve been triple Frankfurted”

Worker 1: “ well if he wants this job finished today he better stop Frankfurting us.”

by Aussiejoker April 29, 2025

Slimy Frankfurter

When you cover your erect penis in Vaseline and meat jelly, and proceed to shove it in to every hole conceivable.

"Did you hear what Steve did? He got arrested for doing Slimy Frankfurter at a Pre-School!"

by MobileVirginConversionUnit January 9, 2021

Frankfurt

The most awesome city in Germany! or at least one of the really cool ones. You can eat way more than just Sauerkraut cause the city offers a lot of fancy restaurants. check them out: you also have a skyline like nowhere else in Germany and you can go to one of the rooftop bars and enjoy a beautiful look over the city. GOOOOO TOOOOO FRAAANKFUUURT!

Person1.: I'm from Frankfurt

Person two: OMG I'm so #jealous. It is such an awesome city!

by deliciously tasty November 20, 2017

To be frankfurtered

To engage in intercourse with a man from frankfurt

I want to be frankfurtered said the girl

by FireJimbo October 15, 2023

raisin frankfurt

After you have furiously jacked off, part of your skin may have ripped. Along with the mixture of blood and semen (a strawberry shortcake), your dick has become so soggy that it is now shriveled like a veiny, naked, old raisin man.

Woman 1: Ugh, afterwards his dick was so shriveled!

Woman 2: Oh, he had a raisin frankfurt eh?

Woman 1: Yeah! it happened right after our bohemian pancake.

Woman 2: I'm kind of into raisin frankfurts.

by bunnyboi November 22, 2016

frankfurting

The act of eating Hotdogs made with Frankfurt sausage (Frankfurter Würstchen)

Are we Frankfurting with some beers later?

by drepster November 27, 2023