FCOTD

First Cup Of The Day. typically coffee, but could be tea.

can't think without my FCOTD" or "just sat down with my laptop and my FCOTD" or "still haven't had my FCOTD" or "heading to Starbucks for my FTOCD".

by Gotageek November 29, 2009

footdooyswampbeetle

A Blonde headed bimbo who dyes there hair brunette and calls people dorks. they are incredibly sexy hot and fucking talented but are messed up in the head and are scared of the commen sea creature: the crabbe

courtney griffiths looks like a footdooyswampbeetle

by KINGCRABBE July 6, 2011

fotdl

fotdl means “fuck on the down low” basically pounding it where nobody knows!

“man me and jamie fotdl all the time”

“man that’s cool!!”

by bahbahbahbahbahbah26 October 26, 2017

FHOTD

For cannabis consumers alike this means first hoot of the day. Referring to waking and smoking cannabis.

I just took my FHOTD

by The Ganja Fairy July 16, 2019

FSOTD

FSOTD is a reference/acronym for Fuzzy Socks Of The Day

"do you guys wanna see my fsotd"

by HostileGuy69 November 23, 2020

FFOTD

Stands for “fake fact of the day.”

FFOTD: There’s a word for the fear of slipping in the shower, “Whitpeplhumophobia”

by jikooo77 December 4, 2020

FPOD

Stands for Fair Play of the Day. 'Fair play' is a British expression used in response to a statement which one believes to be reasonable and justified. Thus, a FPOD is the most reasonable and most justified statement made during the day.

A: 'She responded 'maybe' to my Facebook event so I blocked and reported all her social media accounts.'
B: 'Now that's a FPOD.'

by naughty pumpkin August 28, 2021