Dude 1: I was reading the bible the other day and it said something funny.
Dude 2: what did it say?
Dude 1: 'Thou shalt not fornicate'
Dude 2: what did it say?
Dude 1: 'Thou shalt not fornicate'
by Netballchick786 May 14, 2014

Someone who eats corn with a fork. Obviously, corn can be eaten with a spoon or a fork, but a fornicator is known for eating corn with a fork.
Paul: "Hey, John is Jim fornicating?"
Jim: "AH, THIS IS GOOD CORN!"
John: "That is some good fornication"
Jim: "AH, THIS IS GOOD CORN!"
John: "That is some good fornication"
by Raf City April 17, 2010

by Chavez October 2, 2004

Amy: It was SO weird! Tyrone proposed to me after we had fornicated on the kitchen table at his moms house!!
Rachel: I- I jus- .....
Rachel: I- I jus- .....
by ChikenThigh June 9, 2019

(Papparazi walks in his home and catches ahnold busting a nut on some chick)
schwarzenegger: Im Ahnold, the GOVERNETOR!!! AHH!! (Busts a nuts)
Paparazzi (mind boggled): No, you are the FORNICATOR!!!
schwarzenegger: Im Ahnold, the GOVERNETOR!!! AHH!! (Busts a nuts)
Paparazzi (mind boggled): No, you are the FORNICATOR!!!
by The Truth Machine October 12, 2008

“Where is Brock I haven’t seen him at work?”
He is on fornication!
“Is he fucking out of wedlock?”
No
“Is he fucking himself?”
No,
He is at home playing fortnite
He is on fornication!
“Is he fucking out of wedlock?”
No
“Is he fucking himself?”
No,
He is at home playing fortnite
by Tabbber August 7, 2019

by sofia March 14, 2004
