Big Floppa

A sexy cat

shit G Big Floppa just stole my girl g, mofo has the biggestest dick I've ever seen G.

by Envyf October 11, 2020

fappathon

fapping marathon
the attempt at masturbation throughout the day, as many times as possible

Timmy is watching porn, fappathon ++

by Curt V September 3, 2005

fapparatus

Apparutus used by the male to cause ejaculation. These devices must cause stimulation directly to the male genitaelia otherwise they are not defined as fapparatus which only attains pleasuring using the penis.

"My hand just ain't doing it for me so I've got some new fapparatus to help me!"

by p2ych0 February 21, 2008

FAPPAGE

That to which one faps. The object of ones masurbatory desires. noun.

The interweb contains a vast amount of serious fappage.

by IndigoRed September 3, 2007

Floppa

A legendary being who is feared by God himself. Has an arch enemy called "Bingus".

Example:

Ethan: Hey jack, do you pray to our lord and savior floppa every single day ?

Jack: No lol

Ethan: So you must be a filthy bingus lover then!

by Kesus's Daughter February 26, 2021

Fappacino

Masterbating as soon as you wake up in the morning.

Joe started his day with a fappacino in front of his work computer.

by spoondawwg February 24, 2013

Floppa Friday

The fifth Friday of every year and a national holiday in most developed countries. Mainly used for appreciation of floppa.

"Hey dude it's floppa Friday!"

"Sick."

by xNonyax February 14, 2021