Fong

1. noun - a cunt that gets wet by the sight of large asian boys.

2. verb - to become wet.

3. adj - adjective reserved for fong-like things. one that sucks or blows in a manner that makes a "walter" wet in the asshole.

guy: oh my god, did you see that fong just now?
guy 2: yea, i think hes wet now.

by the_oracles_eye March 30, 2009

fong fong

fong fong the word those fuckin chinize fuckheads say when they curse the fuck out of you in other words it means fuck those fuckin chinize

go fong fong yo momma

by layne March 09, 2005

Fong

To tickle the armpit of another.

The family gathering was going well until Aunt Judy decided to fong Dave.

by Wrasslinandbeer December 31, 2017

Fong

A bad, terrible person. One who knows nothing about maths and science.

You are such a fong!

by ClintCameron May 17, 2016

fong

A Fob who is completely clueless. Spends all day surfing the web without any purpose. A tragic case.

Oh no, look at how many Fongs are in the lab..

by Mike March 10, 2005

fong

When you're fed up with everyone's shit and you're damn near ready to commit

Yo did you see gavin's private story?
That nigga fong as fuck

by so fong February 29, 2020

Fong

A Fob who is completely clueless. Spends all day surfing the web without any purpose. A tragic case.

Oh no, look at how many Fongs are in the lab.

by Charles March 09, 2005