fml

Festival Monhs Lazaristwn

I yesterday went to fml and i had a lot of fun!

by sakistakis December 8, 2020

fml

when you're just too lazy to not search this

hey friend, fml

by adsfgjhk December 8, 2019

fml

fml is also known as "fuck my life", used in a daily bases by local skaters.

Bryan:OMGG dude I fucking landed a tre flip and broke my board,fuck my life.fml
Danny:Ahahah fuck your life
or
Cassie:Bryan,its over.
Bryan:.....fuck my life.fml

by Bryan Vick December 16, 2008

fml

fuck my life, used when angry

I got detention today, FML.

by awesome-epical-xx January 13, 2012

fml

fuck my life

man u dint reply fml

by ramziiibbz April 14, 2011

fml

Fetch Me Lube.

Believed by the masses to mean 'fuck my life.' Only a handful of enlightened individuals have achieved knowledge of its true, almost spiritual meaning. These individuals are able to comprehend that the utterer of the phrase (whose life appears to be in a dire place) is requesting lubricant in order to ease sexual acts, thereby cheering themselves up.

Dude1: "Voldemort totally killed my fam when I was but a wee babby, fml"

Dude2: "Vaseline? K-Y?"

Dude1: "What?"

Dude2: *Guards the secret, meditates and floats away*

by Fragger2040 November 23, 2011

fml

What sad attention seeking emos say.
Fml - Fuck My Life.

Also known as 'Fuck My Llama'.

Main reason why they say it is for the attention; wishing for their life to be fucked is quite an extreme thing to say, far too extreme infact to be said because of not having any pens.

I know because this happened in school today...

Emo's friend: Hey Can I borrow a pen?
Emo: OMG Fuck My Life (fml) I left them at home!

by TxA. September 9, 2011