by sakistakis December 08, 2020
Bryan:OMGG dude I fucking landed a tre flip and broke my board,fuck my life.fml
Danny:Ahahah fuck your life
or
Cassie:Bryan,its over.
Bryan:.....fuck my life.fml
Danny:Ahahah fuck your life
or
Cassie:Bryan,its over.
Bryan:.....fuck my life.fml
by Bryan Vick April 20, 2008
by awesome-epical-xx January 12, 2012
Fetch Me Lube.
Believed by the masses to mean 'fuck my life.' Only a handful of enlightened individuals have achieved knowledge of its true, almost spiritual meaning. These individuals are able to comprehend that the utterer of the phrase (whose life appears to be in a dire place) is requesting lubricant in order to ease sexual acts, thereby cheering themselves up.
Believed by the masses to mean 'fuck my life.' Only a handful of enlightened individuals have achieved knowledge of its true, almost spiritual meaning. These individuals are able to comprehend that the utterer of the phrase (whose life appears to be in a dire place) is requesting lubricant in order to ease sexual acts, thereby cheering themselves up.
Dude1: "Voldemort totally killed my fam when I was but a wee babby, fml"
Dude2: "Vaseline? K-Y?"
Dude1: "What?"
Dude2: *Guards the secret, meditates and floats away*
Dude2: "Vaseline? K-Y?"
Dude1: "What?"
Dude2: *Guards the secret, meditates and floats away*
by Fragger2040 November 24, 2011
What sad attention seeking emos say.
Fml - Fuck My Life.
Also known as 'Fuck My Llama'.
Main reason why they say it is for the attention; wishing for their life to be fucked is quite an extreme thing to say, far too extreme infact to be said because of not having any pens.
I know because this happened in school today...
Fml - Fuck My Life.
Also known as 'Fuck My Llama'.
Main reason why they say it is for the attention; wishing for their life to be fucked is quite an extreme thing to say, far too extreme infact to be said because of not having any pens.
I know because this happened in school today...
by TxA. September 08, 2011