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Flying Squirrel

The act of squeezing the last glass of wine from a wine box.

In these tougher times, many of us are drinking Box wine, and there is always one more glass in the box after the normal process or using the spout/nozzle

Rip open the Box (use a a fire starter) and flatten out the plastic bag. Grab all four corners with the spout pointed down....Looks like a flying squirrel.

Drain out all the remaining wine to the spout/nozzle and pour into glass.
How are we doing with that box of Wine - "Looks like we are going to need a Flying Squirrel"

No more wine ? "No, I used the last, had to Flying Squirrel it"
by 007professor007 April 21, 2010
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Flying Squirrel

The species threshold above which a veterinarian will likely interrupt imminent sex to answer an emergency call. The first known example was documented in 1977 at Cold Spring Harbor Laboratory when the attending veterinarian answered a call about a flying squirrel just as things were "getting going."

Species above the flying squirrel line could include macaques, bald eagles, canines, ducks, voles, baby robins, and, of course, flying squirrels. Species likely below the flying squirrel line include danio rerio, xenopus laevis, and drosophila melanogaster.
We had just snuck into the confocal room for a quickie when his beeper went off for some flying squirrel.
by barry mcsorely July 23, 2018
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Flying Squirrel

A person who thinks they can do something, but they can't and shouldn't
Zachari Halkias is such a flying squirrel and that's the tea.
by yeeyeegirl55373 May 15, 2019
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Flying squirrel

A nickname I gave my dumbass friend because she like trying to fly onto her bed
Friend: *jumps from chair to bed*
Me: see this is why your nickname is flying squirrel
by Oo.Bean.oO November 11, 2020
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Flying squirrel shot

A guy pulls his scrotum out to create a well to which liquor is poured into and a lucky person is chosen to empty the well and clean the "shot" glass
Adam has a perfectly crafted scrotum for delivering a huge flying squirrel shot
by Markyed November 13, 2019
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Geauga Flying Squirrel

A gay sex position, wherin four gay men do handstands without any clothes on. The gay men then take a four leged chair and insert a leg of each chair into each of their rectoms, all while still doing handstands,than the largest of the homosexuals sits atop the chair and begins to vigerously masterbate until he ejaculates and moistens the bodies of the four gay men still doing handstands.

(also known as The Cardinal High Special, because it is a common excircise done before all football games by their students.)
The gay students decided to finish their gay orgy with a Geauga Flying Squirrel.
by Point-Badgers. January 11, 2012
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alberta flying squirrel

When your lover is laying patiently on the bed, you set yourself onto the bed post. Then, you leap off as high as you can while stretching out your scrotum out as far and wide as possible in an effort to glide down onto her face, just like the Alberta Flying Squirrel does when leaping out from the tree branches.
Dianna and I hooked up last night, and I jumped off the top ropes like an Alberta Flying Squirrel.
by WayneDarcy January 19, 2009
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