Premature Auto Flushing

The flushing of an automatic toilet bowl prior to taking a shit.

This is known to happen in corporate offices with automatic flushers and after a great deal of effort has been expended to carefully lay down the paper on the seat...right before you sit down, the toilet flushes taking all the paper with it...forcing you to start again...

Andrew had to take a massive crap and took great care in applying the paper to cover all parts of the dirty seat...as he turned to drop to his knees, a premature auto flushing kicked in...requiring him to hold back with all his might as he re-applied paper....

by Stanley O'Toole April 26, 2007

Flushing Twice

Partitioning fecal expulsion, and all related processes to mitigate risk of internal toilet blockage.

John: Have you been flushing twice?
Jake: No, why?
John: Because you just f**ked up the toilet again.

by PossumCuber July 9, 2010

Flushing

Asians

So many asians in Flushing

by Doopiro January 18, 2017

flashing

Showing ones semi-boner to females for a thrill.

Wow, look at those babes by the pool. I think I will walk by and flip out my half hard cock and watch their reaction.

by flashboy June 29, 2003

flushing high school

flushing high school is a school located in flushing queens . Where a lot of fake 1090 people & fake Latin kings ago . Around flushing it is very dangerous because it’s surrounded by ape niggas who yell “flayooo” all the fucking time .

Girl - I go too flushing high school

Guy - o word so you grimey ?

by manny Ortiz January 3, 2019

flushinator

One of those damn toilets that flushes automatically, usually found in public restrooms. There's a little "eye" in the back (yes, creepy) that is supposed to sense when you get off the can so it can flush for you, just in case you are one of those doochebags who doesn't know how the little lever works. (Who ARE the people who DON'T flush???) Unfortunately, the "eye" often makes mistakes, causing the toilet to flush prematurely, thus splashing one's posterior with toilet water. Yuck.

Coworker 1: I hate the flushinator.
Coworker 2: Yeah, tell me about it. The one in the third stall gave my boys a douche this morning.

by creaternity July 10, 2006

Frushing

A town in northern central Queens County, NY. Frushing is home to Queens College of The City University of New York, and, in recent years, has been an epicenter of Asian (esp. Chinese and Korean) immigration and human trafficking. Formerly known as "Flushing", the town's name was officially changed by the New York City Council in 1992, in order to reflect the town's recent annexation by China earlier that year. Frushing is home to myriad H1-B visa computer workers, bicycle delivery persons, and massage parlor "sex workers", many of whom work "off the books", and for sub-standard pay, and whose presence thereby solidifies Frushing's geopolitical importance as a center of crypto-fascist corporate hegemony and economic globalism. Frushing's previous name, Flushing, is associated with an oppressive, racist, Eurocentric, sexist, homophobic, exclusionary, hateful, and non-epicanthic Caucasian regime, which brutally conquered the area sometime during the late 1600s. The last native-born American resident of Frushing, Mr. Arthur "Boo" Radley, passed away in 1999, at the age of 86.

1. "When I allive in United States of Amelica, I hope to rive in Frushing."

2." Damnit, J.B.! Have you seen the quarterlies regarding the Information Technology department!? Some of those arrogant American bastards make as much as I do! Who ARE these guys, anyway? We gotta have some layoffs. Get rid of these high paid jerks, and let's get some new IT guys from Frushing who will be more compliant and work for less money."

by Mackley July 20, 2008