Fungus in a Suit

A person or phenomenon that battles hard to overcome any challenges that life brings.

Check out Fungus in a Suit passed out on the couch.

by Adam 'Fungus' Sullivan January 18, 2008

Flongus

A sentient piece of faeces that grows legs and climbs out of the toilet to eventually track down its owner and consume their body. Flongus are usually found to form after the owner has eaten their weight in food in one day (and survived), the flongus is actually just disgusted by the amount of food you eat and believes the world would be better without you. Once the flongus has completed its mission it will peacefully return to the toilet it came from and flush itself

Child: ahhh... 45kg of food in one day, beat that dad

Dad: son, whatever you do do not go to the toilet today or face the wrath of the flongus!

by Kitchen🅱️ench June 13, 2018

Foot Fungus

Burger King foot lettuce

The last thin you'd want in your Burger King burger, is someone's foot fungus.

"Yo, don't eat that burger. Someone's foot fungus is on the lettuce."

by cY-3 April 4, 2019

Bum Fungus

Bum Fungus is a fungal infection of the outer colon.

Bum Fungus is usually found in the holes of Pregnant women, Acrobats and people named Robert.

by colin worth July 23, 2007

Fungused

The act of taking someone else's computer or other device and looking up something sketchy or humorous, and accusing the person of doing it themselves. Particularly used for the word "Fungus" and the website puginarug.com.

Did you hear the news? Ruby fungused Jonas! That's awfully suspicious of Jonas.

by Funguser November 18, 2021

Fauci Fungus

A trendy new term to call the corona virus.

Man 1: Bro I think this damn fauci fungus has finally got ahold of me!!!
Man 2: The what got ahold of you?
Man 1: You know the Fauci Fungus it's been around now since 2019!!!
Man 2: Oh you mean the covid.

Man 1 : Man fuck calling it covid let's call it Fauci Fungus seems fitting right I mean creator should be reflected in the created. Plus that shit catchy.

Man 2: Yea bro you are right fauci fungus is pretty damn catchy. Bout as Catchy as Talkin Fauci!!!

by Stick1 January 28, 2022

fungus face

a beard, heavy whiskers

that fungus face over there has more hair round his chops than Santa

beard hairy face stubble face growthunshavenwhiskers

by notquitepatrick October 22, 2015