Cactus Flower 

Euphemism for cock drawings. Used to fool teachers or other authority into thinking that said drawings are really actually cactus flowers and not boners.


Something like 8% of guys do it

Teacher: Billy, I can't believe you are drawing boners again!

Billy: They're not boners they are cactus flowers ma'am.

Cactus Flower by ScottAustin August 1, 2008

Turtle Flower 

Tis Cabbages.

A:hmm .... you like turtle flowers?
B: what are those
A: cabbages
B:What the fuck are you talking about, we are in the middle of a hearthsurgery... snap out of it.

Turtle Flower by SneakySorrow August 20, 2021

Im a flower 

1= You have 2 side your petals wither and thrithe (happy,sad) And in darkness you die sunlight you grow.
2= You cheat.

1= Stephen: Im a flower.
2= Sam: Im a flower
Andrew:why did you cheat on me?!
Sam:Coz ur fat and ugly and ANNOYING.

Im a flower by stephencame2ndinthewankingcomp December 11, 2009

Flower Cat

Flower Cat is a video o youtube, you can hear a girl singing in russian and has a flower, when she is done singing, she puts the flower on the cat and the cat has a reaction like it was possesed.

Connor: Hey, have you watched any good videos lately?
Davies: Yeah I have, flower cat is a pretty funny video, go watch it.

Flower Cat by CrystleJex April 10, 2019

Flower Fountain 

your missus vagina

All my joy is to feel life spring from your flower fountain.

Flower Fountain by fanny flaps May 16, 2022

flower sniffer 

The act of a male sniffing or licking a womens pubes during intercourse. While doing this, he rolls his tongue around while acting as if he enjoys the stench

Dude, I'm Tori B's main flower sniffer

flower sniffer by TBOWZ December 29, 2009

mother flower 

Mother flower is a term that is used to filter out the profanity of the word mother fucker or motha fucka

The mother flower jacked all my goods.

mother flower by Sally Wally November 10, 2008