flib

flib means that you are dumb or stupid.
sarah: you are such a flib!
me: im sorry i cant help it.
by krispyrice May 20, 2020
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Flib

Flib is short for FakeLib. It is a modern, alternative form of Liberal. It is claimed, by opposition, that 'Flibs', unlike liberals of yesteryear, side with the billionaire corporations rather than oppose them, dictate what language can and cannot be used, oppose scientifically proven facts in favour of ideology, restrict free speech, endorse censorship and act in a paradoxically fascistic manner despite claiming to be at odds with it. It is also claimed that Flibs are motivated by virtue signalling. They are considered by some to be right-wing socialists.
The Flibs heavily supported YouTube's decision to ban all political discussion on whether or not the athlete, who was born a man but now considers herself a woman, should have been given the opportunity to fight and hit a competitor, who was born a woman, in the boxing ring, given the clear physical advantages and danger involved.
by Jason Argonaut March 08, 2019
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Flib

Girl: I flibbed so much today
by mishfordays November 17, 2018
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Flib

A flib is the small gathering of fabric around the fly of jeans or khaki pants that makes the wearer appear to have a hard-on when sitting. This can happen to men or women, resulting in awkward situations.
Ugh, this flib is making me look like I'm so turned on!

Hey girl, is that a flib or are you just happy to see me?
by Fibonacci77 December 13, 2018
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The act of shaking a shrimp in a controlled and deliberate manner.
The baby was crying, so I took a shrimp and began to flib it. The baby was very satisfied!
by Mandolorian01 October 12, 2016
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flib a tæb

when a man or woman freaks out and decides to take their anger out on any nearby desk, nightstand, or any table-related object (physical or metaphorical), thus ending with a house filled to the teet with overturned tæbs.
Julie H says I need to be home by 10 or she will flib a tæb.
by lil schult May 03, 2019
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flibbed a flob

When a man hits the ovaries of a woman during sex
I flibbed a flob last night mate
by Captain crisp September 01, 2017
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