flabbergabber

a flying dildo

dirk: wow what’s that flying in the sky?
erik: it’s a flabbergabber!

by fabberer gabberer February 19, 2020

Flabberjabber

Basically, A Flabberjabber Is A Fat Jobby.

"Holy Shit! That's One Hell Of A Flabberjabber!"

by Isla? May 2, 2008

flabberjacker

Noun

Meaning idiocy, foolishness, clumsiness and crazyness.

"Hey, stop acting like a flabberjacker!" Mike yelled at his friend.

"Sorry, I just get like this sometimes." Ben replied.

by LaurenJJJ August 5, 2008

Flabberjack

A term applied to an overweight or obese male who suffers from frequently masturbates multiple times each day. Often referred to as chronic masturbation, a flabberjack usually masturbates 20 or more times per week.

"Look at that fat kid Jake. He's clearly a flabberjack."

by GrapeJelly February 13, 2014

flabberbabbalabbablabbydick

a real dumass who babbles way too much incomprehensible gibberish.

ok, i understand the groupies, but who invited the flabberbabbalabbablabbydick sound guy?!!

by Freeko Zoidle February 17, 2008

flibbergibbit

the planet on which strange boys that wear socks with sandles rule.

"dude. flibbergibbit rocks. but the people who hail from that strange land are pretty homosexual."

by flibbergibbitfredfredburger June 20, 2007

flabberbabbalabbablabbybum

A version of flabberbabbalabbablabbydick used in places such as kindergarten classrooms and princess birthday parties, where "bum" is already a swear word.

Little kid 1: i said somethin like this: babludnifvijnsooiasshrguok jsnfigoiandgoejfniro windjafoggyplospsaphregoans jghbfiusabgvhsakjdbvoiuwnvo kfnbiroiafbsdpnfbpsdjfbns pirjbgapsdknvsdpof jbneopshyrbfaodbosdfjnb dpojbndsgkjbnsabgvsdifub vdifjbdfjbndskjfnsdiunseirubjb danskituaiauoeaueiaoiueuaiueaoieuai.

Little kid 2: Mom! My playmates being a flabberbabbalabbablabbybum!

by Freeko Zoidle February 18, 2008