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Fletching

After anal sex, the dominant male sucks up all semen and fecal matter from the anus, sloshes it around in his mouth and passes it back to the other person through a mouth-to-mouth kiss.
In the book Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk(Fight Club) this act is described
by Fiberoptic Jesus December 10, 2003
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Fletching cape

The 2nd worst cape in runescape, next to cooking. People with Fletching capes usually have or are getting cooking capes.
Jeremy: yo brad look at the noob with the fletching cape. Brad: Wow He should put that back in the bank it smells. Jeremy: agreed.
by Sqkuid Ward October 20, 2008
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Flothing

A term most commonly used when someone is intoxicated (usually pot based.) Although the exact definition isn't know it is theorized that it may mean 'to fly in a flopping motion.'
You are a bunnie tree... flothing high like bunnies should be
by Mighty Morphin' Man May 1, 2008
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Feltching

(Verb) Comes from Western Colorado slang insults. It refers to a man who drinks cum out of another's ass with a straw.
(Adjective) An insult for someone who shocks you with their stupidity or aura of annoyance.
Guy 1: "Dude, I think Gnar Kill is like the greatest band ever."

Guy 2: "You are such a feltcher man."
by Subnet-Zero May 6, 2004
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feltching

1) the act of a man retrieving his semen from someone else's anal cavity via an auxiliary device, typically a straw, and then either consuming it or orally passing it on to his partner.

2) the act of inserting a small rodent through a tube into one's anus and blowing crack through said tube, exciting the animal's brain to abnormal levels of activity causing it to have repeated muscle spasms and in doing so give the feltcher great pleasure.
1) i found my uncle feltching his friend in an elevator.
2) it is important to shine a bright light into the anus to draw the rodent out in case it OD's.
by Judge Fudge December 28, 2005
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fleching

Man, i was fleching that girl.
by pseudogirl91 January 7, 2014
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Double Feltching

The act of a gay man inserting a tube in another gay mans ass then inserting a small rodent. After the first man inserts the other end of the tube into his own ass so the rodent can run back and forth.
Mike and Derek enjoy double feltching before a long docking session.
by wizz nuts March 15, 2011
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