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satan's fleshlight

After obtaining a venomous snake (traditionally king cobra), one prys it's jaws open and proceeds to use it as a fleshlight.
"I just did satan's fleshlight. My dick is pumped."
by The dark wizard May 9, 2014
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Millionaire’s Fleshlight

The act of pleasuring oneself with a roll of hundred dollar bills wrapped around one’s member, similar to the popular sex toy the Fleshlight.
“Damn, I got paid last night so I got off with my millionaire’s Fleshlight.”
by Bobiffer June 15, 2018
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reverse fleshlight assfuck

when a male/female sticks the opposite end of a fleshlight in their anus, and lets a male fuck the shit out of the fleshlight.
Tayer: Hey Zach wanna come over I got a new fleshlight!!!!

Zach: As long as you let me reverse fleshlight assfuck you!

Tayer: Okay!!!!!!!
by ilovejizzzzzzum October 26, 2011
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fleshlight

competition for women, feels amazing usually because even if it get loose you can always buy another one. And it comes in three different forms - anal, vagina and blowjob! There are also new toys called an artificial vagina.
fuck you bitch, i got a fleshlight.
by IDUNTKNOW October 29, 2007
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Chicago Fleshlight

The sexual act of shooting someone and vigorously fucking the gunshot wound.
In order to maintain my abstinence I let my boyfriend give me a Chicago Fleshlight.
by Range68W December 1, 2019
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public fleshlight

A place where a man can go and enjoy some nice pootang in public. Generally out in the open.
Troy: dude I used the public fleshlight at the beach yesterday. Now I feel awesome!
Sam: Me too!!! fleshlight
by EnchantedOrangeSoda November 11, 2015
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fleshlight

An incredible highly recommended male's sex toy that really DOES feel like the real thing.

It never has a headache, you can't get it pregnant, it's never that time of the month, it's always in the mood, doesn't gripe at you for leaving the toilet seat up, doesn't nag you for leaving your underwear on the floor, doesn't care if you'll respect it in the morning, doesn't need to cuddle afterwards, doesn't care if you bring home another girl, it can't give you crabs or the clap, and you don't have to worry about it divorcing you and ripping your testicles off through your wallet.

If only it could cook, do dishes, and iron, women would be out of business.
who needs a wife when i got a fleshlight?
by lockboy March 31, 2008
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