flap jack

when a women gets kicked in the crotch.

she needs to receive a flap jack for being a dreaded anus.

by Tinkerism February 1, 2018

Flap Jack

A new term used to describe Filipino people. It is not really offensive unless they take it to be. It contains two parts, the first being "Flap" which can be considered the 'other side' of "Flip" (Flip being a regular, shorter way to call a Filipino person), and the second being Jack, which is well, just a normal way to address ANYONE really...

So why does Flap Jack apply so well? The color of flap jacks, or more commonly known as pancakes, comes close to the color of someone originating from/has roots in the Philippines.

-"Hey Flap-Jack"
"Dude... STOP CALLING ME THAT."
-"You rather me call you Asian?"
"NO, DON'T CALL ME ANYTHING!"
-"Not even Flip?"
"NO- well.. fine, Flip is alright..."
-"Flip - Flap, FLAP JACK!"
"GAHHHH!!!"

by A-non-i-mouse May 12, 2006

Flap Jack

When a man slaps his ball sack against his leg to make a snapping noise.

Dude I just had the loudest flap jack; it sounded like a fucking gunshot!

by GANGSTASS December 13, 2009

Flap Jack Surprise

When one takes his/her soiled underwear and then precedes to take their underwear off, facing the soiled portion towards the other persons chest and slapping it on their chest.

"Did you hear about Sally getting a Flap Jack Surprise the other night from Tom?"

by Awesome Pants March 28, 2007

Flap Jack

A cool show on cartoon network.
Chowder is cooler though.

"Let's watch Flap Jack !"
"Sure. Oh ! And there's an episode of Chowder next."
"FUCK YES."

by ImLame. January 24, 2010

Flap’jack

A person that talks smack, over dramatizes every thing and instigates.

{ flap’jacking, flap’jacker }

Dude, your such a flap’jack!

by dizybits May 30, 2018

Flap Jack

A man who stores tiny hotel liquor bottles under his armpits and/or fat flaps.

Have you got A mini Jack Daniels under your armpit? You Flap Jack.

by Syl Verona Platter January 6, 2011