chastity flap

A protruding belly, or gut, hanging over one's genital area, preventing that person from having sexual relations.

Did you see the size of that chastity flap on Travis's sister? She's never going to lose her virginity.

by Matt Joyce May 28, 2006

flap rot

when a womens vaginal lips are rotting away or she has a vile STD

'that old bint has a serious case of flap rot'

by bettyrobbo April 21, 2007

Flap Jacker

After a night of hot sex, your girl wakes up and makes you flap jacks and proceeds to give you a hand job while serving you breakfast in bed.

My cock n balls are raw today braaaahhh. Banged her ass all night and she finished me with a flap jacker this morning.

by Eaton Holgoode March 27, 2017

spam flap

Derogatory term for the labia, the lips of the female clitoris. It can be used in several different contexts.

You're just a fucking spam flap.

She's such a slag I can see her spam flaps from here, flapping i the wind.

SPAMFLAPS! (when something goes wrong)

by smitha1 February 26, 2008

Flaky Salt Guy

A nickname that was given to a YouTuber called acooknamedMatt
He's given that nickname because he has an obsession with putting flaky salt on everything

acooknamedMatt: and some flaky salt
acooknamedMatt: MMMMM-
Youtube commenter: He always puts flaky salt on every food he eats, maybe we should call him the Flaky Salt Guy

by I'mDan May 5, 2021

Wilbur-flap

A penis that goes through the slit in a mans boxers or briefs because of excess movement or lack of button.

I was playing basketball in boxers and I got a huge wilbur-flap.

by kc42gc April 10, 2009

Panhandle Flapjack

The sexual maneuver whereby, whilst penetrating a female anus from a rear-entry position ("doggystyle"), the female utilizes the slack skin of the male's scrotum to stimulate the vulva and clitoris in an act of manual masturbation.

I was stuffin' my girl's dumper like a thanksgiving turkey when all the sudden she grabbed my coinpurse and gave herself a panhandle flapjack.

by The panhandle flapjacker January 3, 2010