by Party Chewbacca January 29, 2014
The bodyless child of Jackie Stallone and an ostrich. Flappy Bird is a shitty downgrade of an at least bearable helicopter game created over a decade ago. Instead of flying a helicopter in a stable gliding motion through a tunnel, you are a paraplegic bird which can only flap its wings once at a time to fly. To make it worse instead of avoiding a small block you have just a tiny space to fit through between pipes. Helicopter Game was an inconvenience. However the half blind deformity with a monkeys ass on its face will make you want to kill a puppy if not yourself. Deplorable excuse of a remake.
Ben: Where the hell is Taran?
Jess: He's playing flappy bird.
Ben: that poser game again?!?!
Jess: He doesnt' care anymore, he's obsessed with it.
Ben: Come outside you wankfuck!
Taran: Shu'up ye mong, aye ulmost bee' ma hiyy scirrr.
Ben: ffs....
2 days later
Taran: eye wan' ti siwecyde miselvf :(
Ben: what a fucking surprise.
Jess: He's playing flappy bird.
Ben: that poser game again?!?!
Jess: He doesnt' care anymore, he's obsessed with it.
Ben: Come outside you wankfuck!
Taran: Shu'up ye mong, aye ulmost bee' ma hiyy scirrr.
Ben: ffs....
2 days later
Taran: eye wan' ti siwecyde miselvf :(
Ben: what a fucking surprise.
by motherfingtheresa March 04, 2014
Piece of shit game that fucking got fucking pulled of the fucking market on the fucking phone because the creator, Satan, got too many death threats because of this stupid fucking flappy piece of flappy shit. He has no legs and is just a fucking legless fucking piece of shit who is addicted to pipes. There are far too many remakes of this game.
Mick "yo bitch you got that bitchy bitch ass game flappy bird, I hate it bitch."
Dave "nope. much frustrating, I have the remake of it, Farting Panda"
Mick "Life is a bitchy ass bitch!"
Dave "nope. much frustrating, I have the remake of it, Farting Panda"
Mick "Life is a bitchy ass bitch!"
by derpymcconquerer March 11, 2014
Anthony : I was up smashing Flappy Birds til 5am this morning.
Dean : WOW! That's awesome, how many?
Anthony : 4
Dean : Bullshit! You fucked 4 chicks last night, and they all had a big old rubber band sandwiches?!
Anthony : No, 4 was my high score. I can't stop playing that game. I'm lonely....hold me.
Dean : WOW! That's awesome, how many?
Anthony : 4
Dean : Bullshit! You fucked 4 chicks last night, and they all had a big old rubber band sandwiches?!
Anthony : No, 4 was my high score. I can't stop playing that game. I'm lonely....hold me.
by The Cunning Gunt Shunter February 11, 2014
Flappy bird is a game where you make a little bird fly in between pipes by tapping the screen of your touch screen device but if he touches one he will fall to the floor and you will lose. There are no levels and just points. If you do not beat your high score you have to have a VERY strong willpower to not play over and over again for hours until you beat your score. If it is very late at night or early in the morning you will then go to sleep and repeat the whole process again in the morning or whenever you are free from work/school/college and if it is not night time and you have nothing you really need to do it is very likely that this game could fill your entire day. The game looks very simple and easy but is in fact very hard and frustrating!! D: but because it is so addicting you just CAN NOT STOP! If you have downloaded flappy bird and you are not in the 1% minority of those magical people who can fight the flappy bird addiction then you must accept that this game is now a part of your life and you are likely to spend no less than half an hour daily playing in it. Good luck in your flappy bird adventures :)
Lilly was playing flappy bird when she scored 19. One lower than her highest score. She screamed 'Oh my god! I hate my life! What is the point in existing?!' Before bursting into tears and playing for another 3 hours.
by Just a simple 18 year old February 04, 2014
The act of stretching out your ball sack like a trampoline, and using it to bounce your flaccid (or partially flaccid (see half-chub)) penis up and down.
See: flappy bird nest
See: flappy bird nest
Mike Hawk: Dude I was bored the other day so I started playing with my flappy bird.
Jack Mehoff: Me too! But I bounced it too hard and sac taped myself.
Jack Mehoff: Me too! But I bounced it too hard and sac taped myself.
by Remy Leus January 31, 2014