Girl in the "color guard" who swings a metal pole with some fabric attached to it called a "flag" and often "accidentially" hits a musician just because all they can do is wave a flag.
by Master stghm September 26, 2004
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by Peter C. Shelby May 8, 2008
Get the self-flagulating mug.Iam "I know I tend to engage in self flagellation but it isn't as bad for me as you think it is. I have that scar tissue build up so it doesn't really hurt. Don't beat yourself up so much."
Hym "Holy shit!"
Iam "What?"
Hym "If we had more empathy we would die! Is our lack of empathy keeping us alive!?"
Iam "I don't know..."
Hym "I probably would have killed us. What is the link between trait agreeableness and suicidality? I would imagine being high in neuroticism would have an affect on it. I was just positing this the other day. That being low in trait agreeableness ameliorates the the negative effects of being high in trait neuroticism."
Iam "You would have killed me!?"
Hym "If I could kill you without killing me I would do it. Shut up. I'm talking about me here."
Hym "Holy shit!"
Iam "What?"
Hym "If we had more empathy we would die! Is our lack of empathy keeping us alive!?"
Iam "I don't know..."
Hym "I probably would have killed us. What is the link between trait agreeableness and suicidality? I would imagine being high in neuroticism would have an affect on it. I was just positing this the other day. That being low in trait agreeableness ameliorates the the negative effects of being high in trait neuroticism."
Iam "You would have killed me!?"
Hym "If I could kill you without killing me I would do it. Shut up. I'm talking about me here."
by Hym Iam April 25, 2022
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Get the Flagerate mug.A masochistic masturbatory maneuver in which a male ties a thick string to a fan, positions himself within reach of the string and facing away from it, turns said fan on, and aggressively jacks off while getting whipped furiously by the rotating string.
I asked that dude from the IT department who always asks me if I tried turning the computer off & on to fix a problem why he's been limping all over the office today, and he looked around, made sure no one was around, and then leaned over and whispered to me that he self-flagellated for so long last night that his fan motor overheated. In response, I asked if he turned it off & on to see if it was still functional.
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