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Firefighter 

A firefighter is someone that we all admire. Usually this is occupation is similar to police officers only firefighters are better looking, stronger, faster, smarter, and eat box on the reg. it is offensive to firefighters to confuse them with police officers as 10 times out of 10 firefighters are superior in every aspect.
Me: I'm not good enough to be a firefighter :(
Steve: me neither, then let's be cops!
Firefighter by Dan Davis November 1, 2014
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Firefighter 

Badass hot people that go into goddam hot as fuck fires and save little animals.
When a firefighter thinks it's so hot they have to take their shirts off and kill all those around them.
Firefighter by Aweirdsome April 4, 2015

FireFighter 

Instead of saying Fat Fuck, or FF, this is the code word amongst firefighters when they're getting a 2nd plate at breakfast, lunch or dinner or scarfing down an unhealthy snack while on duty.
Why are you getting a pack of Oreos Firefighter?

Do you really need that donut firefighter?
FireFighter by Fireman85 January 22, 2024

firefighter superhero

it happens when you're in da middle of climax, (u have 2b on the top, otherwise it can not happen "pendejos")then when u r about to cum, take out ur cock, grab a lighter and make a fire on her hairy pussy, then u spit ur baby yoghurt to stop the fire and ur girl has to say OH SHIT!! U´RE MY FUCKIN HERO!!!
yesterday i was feeling a lil bit useless, so i call my sexpartner and we did the firefighter superhero, man! she was so fuckin proud of me!!
firefighter superhero by elen F August 5, 2008

Firefighter Twins 

Firefighter twins are born and raised for one job and one job only. They know how to put the wet stuff on the red stuff but don't understand much more about life. They probably drive the same kind of trucks and will always be reppin a fire sticker on the back. They are the type of guys that would bang just about anything with a hole. These two ketchup dicks can recite the movie "Backdraft" word for word. And they will constantly be fighting at the station and on the fire ground.
Firefighter twins conversation:

Brother #1: I want the nozzle today.
Brother #2: Fuck you, you got the nozzle yesterday!

firefighter cowboy 

good looking cowboy often seen in country bars in Southern California. extremely nice body from working out as a firefighter. really good with the ladies. not a hick like other cowboys but sometimes a player. always wears cowboy boots when he goes out and loves his cowboy hat. be careful cuz the firefighter cowboys are really smooth with all of the ladies so don't get attached too quickly!
Did you talk to that firefighter cowboy last night?
Yea, but then he started to talking to all these other girls.

Firefighter Logan 

A firefighter Logan is a gay guy with a 1 inch and 3/4 dick . He likes big toys shoved in his ass and will alway suck dick for 20 dollars.