Figute

A hybrid between a fig and a flute. Edible, but can also be used for musical purposes.

While chewing on his figute, he accidentally played C#.

by Aroj August 14, 2009

Fanguto

A special form of the phrase "dangit" expressed by an individual with red hair, generally used in text message form

Bill: Last night you were snoring louder than a group of stampeding wildebeest.
Ann: FANGUTO!

by Wall-e&Eve July 6, 2010

finute

Something that Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin says when trying to sound really smart.

Tomlinism.

"I havent started the finute details of evaluating performances, just giving you knee jerk reaction when I say that."

by MPDWahoo May 1, 2016

fingterd

When your finger breaks through the toilet paper and you get crap on your finger.

They had cheap toilet paper so I got Fingterd.

by Wordzmythe April 12, 2016

Fingetslong

1. An insult to one who is or was ignorant. 2. One who is hypocritical

3. Used for males pubic body part

“Lexa is such a Fingetslong” “shut up you Fingetslong” “he has such a large Fingetslong”

by micahdummy March 24, 2021

fingets

A decadent Oot delicacy. Only the freshest of fresh pastry filled will vanilla ganache and topped with the finest rainbow sprinkles~

Mmm... fingets 🤤

by pOoOoT December 21, 2022

britney fignut

A term used to describe the perfect woman, especially when used to describe the perfect woman for a single-and-looking hot bachelor.

Operator: "Hello?"
Me: "Can you connect me to a Britney Fignut please?"
Operator: "I'm sorry, no listings for Britney Fignut in the current area."
Me: "Dammit, not yet. Looks like I'm gonna be single this Spring Break..."

by notbritneyfignut December 15, 2008