fingle

the act of Canadians passengers in fingering each other for sexual satisfaction on a long car ride to stay awake
The Canadian couple fingled each other repeatedly on the ride home from Florida to be able to make good time.
by Lamar Harris September 16, 2021
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Fingle

When Canadians take long car drives and have to finger each other to stay awake
"We drove from Toronto to New York to see a Small Town Murder Live show, eh. So, Barbara and I needed to fingle each other in shifts."
by STMfan September 17, 2021
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fingling

This is a combination of finagling and nitpicking, whereby focusing on an overwhelming number of details one is able to gain some kind of advantage. This is common in games where there are many options from which to choose and the correct combination can result in a minor advantage, but doing so takes an inordinate amount of time and diminishes the participation of everyone else invovled.
Quit fingling over the modifiers and just take an action!
by Linguophage June 12, 2016
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Fingle

How Canadian couples keep each other awake on long car rides- they gently fingle one another.
On a 12 hour roadtrip, he fingled his wife so she would stay awake and take the second shift
by smalltownmurderisms September 17, 2021
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Fingle

The act of Canadian motorists sticking fingers in each other’s vagina or anus in order to stay awake for a long drive.
“Me and the wife are driving down from Ottawa, I’m gonna need a good fingle to stay awake, eh”
I’m tired sweetie, with you fingle my butthole?”
by floridamanniquin36 September 20, 2021
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Fingle

What Canadians do to each other on long road trips to keep each other awake.
Jean Pierre was feeling tired and it was too cold to wind the window down so Jacques fingled him until they could get a double double.
by Maple Fable September 16, 2021
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Fingle berry

Fingle Berry (noun): A term used to describe a woman who, through deceptive actions or manipulation, causes others to lose their jobs in order to gain personal rewards, such as a trivial treat (e.g., a cookie). The term also refers to someone who has endured a difficult or burdensome life, symbolized by the metaphor of carrying a "mattress" on her back. The term may also imply a certain exaggerated or comedic physicality in her actions, such as the "clapping" of her body when receiving her reward.
After sabotaging her coworkers and spreading false rumors to get them fired, Jennifer walked

"Crystal, always scheming behind the scenes, was the perfect example of a fingle berry, twisting the truth to get others blamed and fired, all while eagerly anticipating the small reward, a cookie, that would make her day—her actions as loud and exaggerated as the clap of her steps."
by Sarah Mae January 5, 2025
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