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feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.
This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!
by Telephony October 10, 2016
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Fecefest

The act by which one defecates excessively during one session. Can be related directly to an intestinal disorder characterized by abnormal frequency and fluidity of fecal evacuations.
Dayna and I enjoyed a delicious meal at an italian restaurant, after which she encountered a massive fecefest.

Ralph had a huge fecefest after eating his mom's meatloaf.
by hbgpa July 5, 2008
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Femergy

A combination of "feminine" and "energy."

Femergy is the vibe in a room where there are mainly females present or a largely estrogen-centric feel.
One Female to Another: We need another sleep over party. There has been a serious lack of femergy in my life.

OR

Guy 1: Hey, my girlfriend's staring in "The Vagina Monologues." Anyway I can get you to suffer through it with me?
Guy 2: No way, dude! Way too much femergy in one room for me to handle!
by SEC89 March 28, 2010
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Invasive Feces

Completely unexpected remnant fecal matter, commonly referred to as skid marks, that appear in the gusset of one's grunders without warning. Despite one believe that they had thoroughly cleaned their bum and under carriage post defecation, Invasive Feces still appears.
Carl's girlfriend Carol was catching up on laundry. She began sorting the whites and darks when she spotted a excessive amount of Invasive Feces in one of the pairs of Carl's grunders. She removed the pair from the wash and left it next to Carl's bed pillow.
by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015
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Modern Femenist

Someone who claims to strive for equality of the sexes, but is actually trying to institute inequality with Women over Men. Some are delusional, others are manipulative and power-hungry. All are paranoid.
Did you see Anita Sarkeesian yesterday? Total Modern Femenist.
by FDrybob January 25, 2016
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feceful

full of shit, from the latin root for shit
you did J. Lo? ...feceful
by Matt Wisdom July 20, 2008
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FEMENIGGA

MEN WHO GOSIP AND ACT LIKE BITCHES
IF YOU COMPLAIN AND TALK ABOUT ANOTHER MAN BEHIND HIS BACK YOU A FEMENIGGA
by WIZ KHALIFA KING May 29, 2013
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