Feronious

Anything and everything that invokes any sort of feeling, emotion or situation.

Seriously?! That’s so feronious!

by Feronious Individual January 10, 2018

Felonious Chubby Chaser

The one member of every group of friends that secretly bags nothing but obese sexual partners unbeknownst to the group.

Elvin is the most classic example of a Felonious Chubby Chaser.

by DocHuskie April 10, 2008

felonie

Felonie is a beautiful girl that you can trust with your secrets. She is a best friend you can have. Felonie is the #1 popular name in the world. Every man would want a felonie in their life. She is awsome.❤

Girl: I think that new girl's name is Felonie.
Boy: I would want a felonie in my life.

by 21.savage_bro May 14, 2018

felonious trunk

A particularly attractive posterior booty, male or female, that might lead one to do something he or she would not otherwise do.

Girl, the felonious trunk booty on that guy over there might make me lose my mind!

by deagler11 January 7, 2013

feloniously asalted

The fellow who copiusly over salts the food he plans to share with the group. Nobody but him can stand it and he ends up eating all of it.

We were all craving some chips and salsa. When it arrived Este Vato feloniously asalted the bowl of chips. Now I have the munchies and chapped lips too.
I took this rooka to the movies. She wanted some popcorn and soda. While I was paying for it I looked over and she feloniously asalted the popcorn. I had to go back twice for soda refills and missed most of the movie waiting in line. Pinche huerca!

by masohorrible' February 4, 2010

Felonious Alien

One who is from somewhere else and does not belong to the area in question where it is required by federal law to be approved for membership.

Considering the recent concerns of accuracy in descriptions of immigrant statuses combined with the debate over terms and descriptors as to who may and may not be designated as residents or accompanying resident statuses. Terms such as Illegal Alien, Undocumented Workers, Illegal Citizens, Illegal Workers, Undocumented Residents, and Undocumented Citizens are euphemisms for status. Felonious Alien seems to be most accurate with regard to people of foreign countries entering a country without properly following the standards of entry and compliance of residency. In many countries it is a violation of that countries law to enter, reside, work, or maintain a long term habitat in that country without approval from the appropriate government agency(s) .

Pierre lived in Napa Valley for 8 years while working for Vinofile Vineyards. He thought he was not one of “those people”. Pierre had never applied for residency and was surprised when the Immigration Agents showed up even though he had known he was a Felonious Alien. Having thought the focus would be on the Central and South American Natives he gleefully showed the agent the work files. Nonetheless, Pierre was deported to his homeland on the same day his employees were sent home to their countries. Each was a Felonious Alien and thought they could suck the teat of the prosperous with impunity while escaping the tyranny of taxes and enjoying the benefits thereof along with the law of the land and everything the country in question was built upon.

by PackerFever March 4, 2007

felonious grump

a poop taken with no follow-up flush, ventilation consideration and/or consideration for the next party.

I noticed a felonious grump while I was walking into the bathroom and had to bust out real quick.

by doctor8 January 31, 2008