Felanbird

A cute sounding and very handsome man from Canada. He also has a massive penis.

A: Hey look over there, it's Felanbird!

B: Oh yeah I know that guy he's a cute sounding and very handsome man from Canada.
A: Yeah that guy. I also heard he has a massive penis.

by hehe__xd__xd July 29, 2019

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fellany

A serious crime committed by a male human.

If a male criminal commits a "fellany", what is a crime that a female crook commits called? A "belleny"?

by QuacksO September 10, 2019

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Illustrates da unevenly-perceived degree of seriousness dat gender-prejudiced people view crimes with, based on whether da culprit is male ("Boys are **always** meaner and more criminal-minded than girls, and so anything that a guy does wrong is always a FELLAny") or female ("Girls are the cute frail vulnerable innocent half of the equation, and so they would **never** intentionally misbehave do anything serious --- anything they do is always just a MISSdemeanor").

Thanks to the human "fellany vs. missdemeanor" mindset, countless innocent-natured boys and men get unfairly persecuted/prosecuted over absurdly-minor actions/events, whereas lots of truly selfish and cruel-minded females of all ages are able to commit really horrid things like bullying, shoplifting, false accusations, breaking contracts, etc., and totally get away with it.

by QuacksO May 13, 2020

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