"Christopher Lowell, the king of drapes, has a wife?! He's a total fauxmosexual."
See also, Clay Aiken, Richard Simmons
See also, Clay Aiken, Richard Simmons
by thebestgirlscoutever July 11, 2008
Synonym of, more acurrate term to describe "Metrosexual"
Of or pertaining to a straight, urban male who is eager to embrace and even show off his feminine side, especially when it comes to expensive haircuts, designer suits, and $40 face cream.
Often assumed to be gay, or high-maintenance
Of or pertaining to a straight, urban male who is eager to embrace and even show off his feminine side, especially when it comes to expensive haircuts, designer suits, and $40 face cream.
Often assumed to be gay, or high-maintenance
by Queefus Minumus, Summoner of Bollockings October 14, 2003
noun: one who wears a hairstyle which poorly imitates a Mohawk without shaving the head, but successfully indicates ones status as a white trash dick head.
2) A male of poor social or educational standing, particularly if they are proud of this deficiency.
3) A young male who is proud to flaunt large garish tattoos, smoke or chew tobacco, and have a very limited vocabulary accentuated by the word fuck.
derivation: merging of fauxmo, meaning a false mohawk, and homosexual, a male who engages in sexual activity with other males.
2) A male of poor social or educational standing, particularly if they are proud of this deficiency.
3) A young male who is proud to flaunt large garish tattoos, smoke or chew tobacco, and have a very limited vocabulary accentuated by the word fuck.
derivation: merging of fauxmo, meaning a false mohawk, and homosexual, a male who engages in sexual activity with other males.
There goes Shane again, sporting his crap surf wear, board shorts, and of course, his XXXX(Queensland beer) tattoo, what a fauxmosexual!
by Richard Pearse May 29, 2008
That fauxmosexual is always fucking women, that start off assuming he is gay. He's a slippery character.
by Paddy Lad July 29, 2021
a comment or allusion that at first appears to be sexual (particularly homosexual), although was not.
a: dude, why are you putting on flavored chapstick?
b: to remind me how wonderful women taste.
a: haha, alright, that is totally fauxmosexual.
b: to remind me how wonderful women taste.
a: haha, alright, that is totally fauxmosexual.
by eclipticsphere17 May 05, 2009