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Fortified Ass Pack

Ass bulge supported by rolled up straws placed around the sphintor ring to encourage womens intuition.
Man, that guy has a nice fortified ass pack.
by Sam Stapleton November 8, 2008
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fartification

Refers to where one or more individuals intentionally direct their butt-trumpets in a certain direction to ward off undesirables. Extra points if a whole crowd of people “combine forces” by forming a barrier-line and all bending over and “collectively letting fly” to further encourage said undesirable(s) to keep their distance.
Mass-fartification can indeed be a highly-effective means of preventing less-than-savory individuals from “crossing the line of fire”; the only usual problems would be if the unwelcome person either doesn’t have a good sense of smell, can hold his breath for extended periods, or thought to bring along a damp rag to tie over his nose.
by QuacksO September 3, 2018
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fortified wine

It's like when you have regular wine but you fortify it by violently thrusting your penis through the neck of the bottle. If the wine is in a bag, you should probably shit in it.
Frankidunka served us fortified wine the other night without telling us. It was so disgusting I gave him a handjob.
by Frankidunka September 9, 2011
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fartiferous

Smelling like farts, possessing an odor reminiscent of bodily gas. Derived from the word fart.
Watch out! He is very fartiferous today - the whole room smells like sewer gas when he walks in
by starlene July 29, 2003
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Farifield

County in South-Western Connecicut.

You know you're from Farifield when:
-You think Danbury is a city.
-You either drive an SUV or some kind of tricked-out Japanese import.
-You have to keep your dogs in at night because of the Coyotes.
-You ski/snowboard.
-You think everybody who lives north of New Milford is a hick.
-You are a pothead.
-You are scared of the Wilton police.
-You have to deal with sport-coat-wearing asshole New Yorkers parading up and down your streets on weekends and window-shopping at stores that anyone who actually lives Fairfield would never think of looking at.
-You have go to New York State to buy alcohal.
-You get three times as much snow as New York City.
-You have an accessway.
-You've played mailbox baseball.
-You go camping.
-You see a therapist.
-Noone over the age of 25 smokes in public.
-You smoke Connecticut Pebble.
-There are Mexicans digging holes in your lawn.
-You're Irish.
-You know a guy in Norwalk that can get you a great deal.
-You listen to Dave Matthews.
-You're fake.
-You think Fairfield is boring and can't wait to get out, yet will defend it's reputation with your life.
Yeah, I'm from Firfield.
by Roger Seamus Gilson April 11, 2005
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Fartier

The act of being more flatulent.
Later that morning after eating three bran muffins, my butt was fartier than usual.
by Jack Assman August 25, 2011
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Fartifoen

Slowly farting into a microphone on xbox/play station
I pranked the people on xbox by fartifoening
by Sick gaems July 6, 2016
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