Farmville

A game where you grow virtual crops and raise virtual animals on Facebook. An ok game except for the fact that it has no storyline or plot except for the idea of owning a farm.

I used to play Farmville until I realized it was just another plotless, antisocial Facebook game.

by picklessuck April 30, 2010

farmville

When you get on facebook with a cob of corn up your butt.

Brad: Hey Jake, wanna go play some bball.
Jake: No bro, I'm getting a farmville.

by doodoobrown1995 September 14, 2009

farmville

A game that makes you procrastinate and it is extremely addictive :P

I was up all night playing farmville so i didn't do the homework

by Angel of love_Demon of hate January 10, 2011

FarmVille

World Of Warcraft for women and non-geeks. It's just as addictive and time-wasting, but you don't have to be a nerd to play it. You just need to have Facebook.

i spent the day playing FarmVille and commenting on my friends statuses

by UrbanPrick June 14, 2010

farmville

small town in eastern nc once known for it's surrounding tobacco fields, once one of the richest small towns in the u.s., town status is established by income and heritage

hey, where do you live?
i live in farmville.
isn't that like mayberry?
yep

by lovesrice October 17, 2008

FarmVille Alarm

A FarmVille Alarm is the mental timer inside your head which invariably causes you to drop whatever you are doing and run to your computer so that you can harvest your latest batch of crops. This reaction is completely compulsory and beyond voluntary control.

Minister: Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife.
Me: Do you hear that? It's my FarmVille alarm. Gotta find some wifi before my shit wilts!

by bennthewolfe October 2, 2009

Farmville Slut

1) One who gives gifts on farmville to just anyone...every...fucking...day.

2) One who gives gifts on farmville just when anyone asks them to.

Bobby: "Hey AJ, will you give me a Horse on Farmville?".
AJ: "No Bobby, I'm NOT your farmville slut!"

by WhoAJ September 18, 2009