future-farming

The act or process of forming a friendship with a member of the opposite sex in the hopes of "reaping the crops" in the future

Future-farming means that you plant the seed and take care of that seed until it grows into a plant. And then you fuck the plant

by Dubbs*420 October 21, 2013

A flying farrimond

To fart with such force as to lift your arse from the chair

I was at work the other day in the office and all of a sudden the guy sat next to me was on a flying farrimond

by jonnynomates December 18, 2010

Farmingdale High School

A school in South Farmingdale, NY that rapes Massapequa in lacrosse and football. They are known as The Dalers whose mascot is a lion. (Don't ask)

Farmingdale High School is going to kick those pequa asses again!

by Daler94 October 24, 2011

yard farming

An act of mischief in which you drive a vehicle through someone's yard in order to leave tracks or ruts. Best done during, or just after a good hard rain. The ultimate accomplishment is to back right up to the front door and "put the pedal to the medal" spraying mud and grass all over the front of the house.

Brian was talking smack today. But that's okay, we'll go yard farming at his house tonight. He'll learn not to run that mouth.

by MTS73 March 10, 2008

Farmification

The process of making people more farmer-like in the way they live their lives, producing more farmers.

Influencing people to take up an interest in farming.

Farmification usually happens by just getting out there and spreading the word on how cool farming is.

I believe in the farmification of society. One by one, a nation of farmers is in the works.

by Brent Heigold June 24, 2009

Farimehr

Farimehr is a Persian name which means Glorious, Blessed, Sun and Beautiful.
Farimehr is the Angel of Kindness.
Farimehr is a low-rage finder name and it`s also an ancient name.

oh look at that girl, she is as Brilliant as Sun, i think she is Farimehr.

by ferfer77 September 16, 2018

Farmington Tickler

When you lay your backwoods trailer park princess down and bury your sweet sweet mustache, that any 80s porn or action movie star would be jealous of, in her mom bucket and use firm downward strokes of the tongue to paint the bottom of her gash, taint, and finally caressing her beautiful brown eye with her own water works that were created at the sight of that stache . Always using the front to back tongue stroke, like a gentleman.

See that girl across the bar there? She's been eyeing me all night. Think I'm gonna take her back to the men's handicap stall and introduce her to the Farmington Tickler.

by Footsteps Falco September 26, 2022