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Simulating wanking noises to disgust your friends, pretty much, faking a wank. Best works in a dark room when u continuously tap your thigh. It sound like your wanking, but ur actually fanking.
oooohhh, that was such a good fank
Fank by middo2112 July 3, 2012
Masturbating using feminine reproductive organs. Fanny + Wank.
"I had a marvellous fank whilst listening to Brian Eno talk about Jeremy Corbyn."
Fank by Onatrainwithiggypop September 8, 2015
Dank that is fake is called
Fank
kind buds that are no good are fank.
Fank by Brown Frowns May 5, 2009
A term coined by Mighty Car Mods hosts Blair Joscelyne aka MOOG and Martin Mullholland aka Marty which consists of taking a photograph of an object/product packaging near one's crotch and holding the item in such a way that a suggestive meaning can be read
Marty fell over with laughter after seeing this week's fank of the week
Fank by Haligonian February 28, 2017
"this is fank!"
fank by Cheeseh April 25, 2009
That sauce is fank af
Fank by Dykelangelo September 13, 2017
Mate that food is fank
Fank by Flavw101 April 21, 2018
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