Fank

Simulating wanking noises to disgust your friends, pretty much, faking a wank. Best works in a dark room when u continuously tap your thigh. It sound like your wanking, but ur actually fanking.

oooohhh, that was such a good fank

by middo2112 July 3, 2012

Fank

Masturbating using feminine reproductive organs. Fanny + Wank.

"I had a marvellous fank whilst listening to Brian Eno talk about Jeremy Corbyn."

by Onatrainwithiggypop September 8, 2015

Fank

Dank that is fake is called
Fank

kind buds that are no good are fank.

by Brown Frowns May 5, 2009

Fank

A term coined by Mighty Car Mods hosts Blair Joscelyne aka MOOG and Martin Mullholland aka Marty which consists of taking a photograph of an object/product packaging near one's crotch and holding the item in such a way that a suggestive meaning can be read

Marty fell over with laughter after seeing this week's fank of the week

by Haligonian February 28, 2017

fank

fucking+jank

"this is fank!"

by Cheeseh April 25, 2009

Fank

Abbreviation of "fucking dank"

That sauce is fank af

by Dykelangelo September 13, 2017

Fank

Fucking jank

Mate that food is fank

by Flavw101 April 21, 2018