faggotness

possessing the many attributes and/or qualities of a faggot

"Bobby likes dicks in his ass.....he scares me with his faggotness"

by fiveohtwo November 4, 2009

Faggotonium

The rare metal obtained from crushing a gay person with a hydraulic press.

El Jefe: Eyyy hombre, ma namma El Jefe. I found the Faggotonium
Police: You're under arrest for smuggling drugs and now murder

by BigBickBanny August 28, 2019

Faggotnometry

The mathematical method of determining whom is a faggot

The equation of faggotnometry is smeat+sensitivity+only female friends+feelings for men-feelings for girls=faggot

by Faggotry January 13, 2017

faggotron

n. a robot built purely by homosexual engineers, physicists, faggots, etc. that takes homosexuality to a whole new level.

syn. faggotronic, fagalagatron, fagasonic,homAsexual, sex in the science room, dave aFREAKiyan

Did you see the robot Dave AFREAKiyan FAGGOTRON!

by ANNA GOSSOWITZ January 23, 2009

Faggotan

The closest one can get to spelling the word 'faggot' on a casio scientific calculator

1: 'hey look man the calculator says you are a faggotan!'
2: 'dude man up, stop being such a faggotan'

by poeirhgns October 27, 2012

Faggotorial behaviour

The act of logging on to the lads club modded minecraft server.

Jim: Hey, have you logged on to the cool lads club server yet?
Jack: Ew, why would you log on to that. Its faggotorial behaviour!
Jim: what do you mean?
Jack: Fag.

by $$$?1 February 13, 2021

Acute Faggotosis

A condition that causes severe bouts of gayness.

Gordon suffers from Acute Faggotosis that causes him to have fits of homosympathetic symtoms.

by Rich549 May 27, 2018