Reverse-Exorcism

A reverse-exorcism is when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child's body.
This can only happen if the priest is in the middle of his "investigations"

The reverse-exorcism was a blast, i heard that the demon joined in on the priest and Lil-Kim-Jong. They all did the gok-gok

by Shoveitupmybutthole April 12, 2022

Exorcism Orgy

Expelling demons through passionate orgy sex. The more crucifixes used, the better.

Did you hear about Will's party last weekend? I heard they had an exorcism orgy.

by shrekslodge September 19, 2019

The Exorcism Sex Move

A male holds a cross in one hand and ejaculates into the other then proceeds to fling said ejaculate at partner (mimicking holy water) whilst reciting biblical Latin verse. Amen.

The Exorcism Sex Move - "In nómine Pátris, et Fílii, et Spirítus SanctiI. I command you demon, cummeth for me"

by JXCXH May 2, 2023

Exorcism

When a girl is vomitting in the toilet and you are fucking her from behind.

My girl got so drunk last night I gave her an exorcism

by Garrett Hoffman July 7, 2006

Exorcism

when a girl is giving you a blow job and you vomit on her head

Nancy thought she was just giving a blowjob, until I turned it into an exorcism.

by reddog9250 July 28, 2011

musical exorcism

The act of banishing a song from your head after it has been stuck there for days. There are two known methods of musical exorcism:

1) Listen to a recording of the song in your head
2) Begin singing "Black Betty" by Ram Jam to yourself

I wake up every morning thinking of nothing but "Just Dance" by Lady Gaga. Time to queue up Grooveshark and perform a musical exorcism.

by Cephiroth September 4, 2010

The Exorcism

While in bed you immediately mount your significant other and proceed to fart on their chest while holding them down under the covers. Their reaction to the act and the smell will send them into "exorcism" like convulsions and screaming.

Me: " After she embarrassed me at the party last night I had no other alternative retaliation but to give her The Exorcism while she was sleeping."
Bro:" Nah ah dude! You were drinking Guinness all night that must have turned her into a real Emily Rose!"

by DoomHammer November 4, 2014