Womb Eviction Day

Slang for Birthday. Said in place of "Happy Birthday".

Brad: Yo man happy Womb Eviction Day!
Mitch: Thanks for remembering man.

by Hugh Jardon III March 28, 2009

Sock Evolution

The theory that socks evolve to the shape of one's foot. Thus making a differnce between a left sock and a right sock.

I felt so uncomfortable this morning because I wore an old pair of socks that went through sock evolution.

by Dansla116 February 21, 2011

COVID Education

A COVID education is an education many students received during the COVID-19 pandemic. The COVID education is an incomplete and faulty education due to cheating and not being focused during classes. People who have received a COVID education are slower to comprehend subjects that they should have learned when they were in school.

Person 1: Man, that guy is dumb as hell!

Person 2: Go easy on him man, he has a COVID education.
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The teacher was confused about why her students could not comprehend the problem that they should have learned last year, little did she know, her class has a COVID education.

by bigdubs4eva December 1, 2020

education bubble

A state of affairs where a recent college graduate comes to the realization that the job that he expected would pay for the school loans for his overpriced education does not, and possibly will not, exist. The academic equivalent of the guy who took a 400K mortgage for a one bedroom condo where you can see the water if you stick your head far enough out the bathroom window.

It's ramen noodles again tonight, honey. Sorry, education bubble.

by PBSPinchback August 10, 2010

vocation navigator

A program for students to help them find true contentment in the workplace.

Have you read The Vocation Navigator Workbook?

by vocnavdirector January 23, 2015

abstinence only education

One of the few kinds of education that actually supports withholding knowledge. Abstinence only education is a form of Sex Ed where people are only informed about the single fact that abstinence is the only completely effective form of birth control.

Abstinence only education is like taking driver's ed and having them tell you not to drive.

by Patrick Tescher June 11, 2006

Dragonball Evolution

The movie DBZ fans waited for for ten years but were extremely disappointed at how it turned out.

"Dude, Dragonball Evolution succkkkkked"

Friend 1: "Did you see the dbz movie?"
Friend 2: "No."
Friend 1: "Don't."

"What was that at the end? You're supposed to blow back after a Kamehameha, not towards it"

by Jamesdrennan08 May 11, 2009