errands

A term used to tell your buddies what's goin down, without telling them the entire story, which will be described in detail at a later date.

"Hey Garrett, where did you run off to before class today? You were like 30 minutes late and the teacher got pissed...."

"I just had to run some errands"

"I see.....i hope you made sure that cute clerk at Vons properly bag your polish sausage"

by cali_blake December 31, 2007

Errand shirt

A shirt worn to give the appearance of being older than the wearer actually is. Often used to purchase alcohol, or get into clubs, etc.

Tom: Hey Mike can you get us some beer for the party?
Mike: Sure just let me go get my errand shirt.

by Jake "Hairy" S June 28, 2008

e-errand

Running errands online, such as shopping or paying bills.

"I'm heading to the coffee shop for an hour to get online and run some e-errands."

by PeggyKJ January 29, 2012

Errand

Something parents say when they will be gone for a long time.

(ex:They go and hang out with someone for 3 hours and then go to the store for 1 hour)

I'll be back soon hun I have to run an errand!

by Kenxiexo December 19, 2016

Erratas Thicc

Someone who is "Erratas Thicc" is so utterly fucking {thicc} that they become prime targets of computer program for big corporations and the Maui rapist sketch known as Erratas the 299" punisher.

Doja Cat is just Erratas Thicc, my dude.

by Doja Cat is Erratas Thicc November 30, 2019

Erratas

A stupid word used in a spooky story, doesn't make any sense.

"There was once a girl who worked in a factory, the tape gun they used, there was a word written on it "Erratas" never search for it.

by A nerd stick September 29, 2019

erantard

a super hot woman who never miss and everyone wants to have seggs with her

nathan: "hey look its erantard"

jake: "i heard she hits harder than my dad's belt'
nathan: "i bet she has a strong headgame"

by erantard's slave 😩🤤 March 3, 2021