Ernesto

God tier programmer.

Student 1: "Is it true that Ernesto ran to be principal of UC?"
Student 2: "Yhea, but he realized he couldn't leave his students, so he forfeited."

by C is for Cancer April 4, 2019

Ernesto

The guy who works at fedex, he is super cool, and super dorky at the same time. When you meet an Ernesto, you've met a friend for life! A serious guy yet funny guy.

1:OMG did you just meet Ernesto?
2: Yes!! How lucky am I!
1: I am so jealous!
2: Don't worry he can be your friend too!

FIN

by KingxDk February 12, 2021

Ernesto

Buff ass Mexican that drinks beer for preworkout, beats women and has 12 child support lawsuits pending

Hey Ryan have you seen Ernesto?

No He's probably drinking beer out of a hookers pussy as we speak

by CHINGLINGmaster69 June 4, 2018

Ernesto

A person who thinks is very fast. But is actually slow.he thinks he is the best in soccer. His skills are bad just don’t tell or he will get angry

My name is Ernesto

by Realbarman November 2, 2019

Ernesto

Gayest person

Ernesto likes to kiss guys

by Soup286 March 5, 2019

Ernesto

The most beautiful, sexiest being on planet Earth.

"ayo bro you mad Ernesto rn word to mami"

"wym?"

"like you mad fly my guy word to my timbs"

by Assalamualaykum April 1, 2021

Ernesto

A man if empathy, all around a good friend. Will always be there for you if you; Is overly nice to women also known to be “a simp”

Ernesto is a man of true honesty but a dumbass simp

by Reeeeee69 April 13, 2020