erked

the feeling you get after doing some sort of pills (ie. percocet, vicodin) either by just eating them or crushing and snorting them

person1: yo whats up with robert?

person2: nutin man he did a few too many pills and now hes erked

(about the strange looking person on the couch who hasnt moved or spoke but clearly isnt sleeping)

by da king of pain February 3, 2009

erks

A term used to describe the ugliness of one's face.

ERKKKKS no. erks.

by CaPtAyN November 14, 2012

ERK

a fobby person of any ethnicity, who is not up to date with trends, usually exhibits hairstyles such a guidos for example mohawks, blowouts, spikes, and tips. an overall overdone appearance.

My dude you look erk-tastic in those baggy ass jeans.

by CREAME February 11, 2010

Erk

To throw up; to vomit.

I laughed so hard after I took sip of my fresh beer I thought I was gonna erk!

by Jigga Jigga Joe April 15, 2009

erk and jerk

Slang for E&J brandy.

Im goin to the store for some erk and jerk

by Chi-Chi January 29, 2004

erk or urk

More like an onomatopoeia (the word used to describe a sound). Erk/urk - to squeal tires, the sound of squealing tires. Tire burn out.

Hey, you heard that tire-squealin' in the street right after that gunshot? Yeah, they erk or urk d them tires.

by somenothingness June 17, 2010

Erk-Ball

A very pleasurable, fun, and spirit lifting game involving a soccer ball and two very active men. The ball is passed back and forth in a very fashionable and socially acceptable way, and both parties always win. Twists and turns are involved, and there is no sweeter victory than succeeding in the game of erk-ball.

James: Hey Erk! Lets go play some erk-ball!
Erk: LASSKOOOO!

by erkball8594938495843932094 August 8, 2010