Bulge Migration

A process that occurs as women age. When women are young their curiosity is fixated on the bulge in the front of a man's trousers. As they age they become much less concerned with this and their curiosity is placed in the size of the bulge in the man's rear pocket. So, women look for the bulge to migrate front to back as they age.

The MILF bypassed the hansome young man with ripped abs, and gravitated toward the man with the expensive watch and designer suit, even though he was butt ugly, 75 pounds over weight, and was 20 years her senior. The young mans' self assurance was shattered by a classic case of bulge migration.

by Lone Wolf Jax November 12, 2011

Hair Migration

When a man's hair slowly makes its way from the top of his head down to his back and ass.

Did you see Bill at the beach? He's in the middle of a full-scale hair migration! He's got more hair on his back than on his head.

by TheBigHouse June 13, 2014

Lionel Migration

a retarded ass word that pops up everytime u hit the random button on urbandictionary

Me: (hits random) God fucking dammit!!
curt: wut?
Me: Fucking lionel migration came up again
Curt: dude ru serious again? UD sux man
Me: yeah i know

by hendrixpageslash November 2, 2008

myspace migration

The act of moving from the once popular Myspace, to the new, 'classier' social networking site, Facebook.

Have you seen the new myspace layout? ..I haven't been on since the myspace migration.

by lizdaniandy21 August 27, 2011

Paid Migration

Another stupid slang for Vacation

Johnny went to South America for paid migration

by Okirain March 16, 2017

gay migration

Gay migration consists of a queer person to switch watching shows because of the queerness in that other show

Tumblr: Have you seen insert gay show
Me:*Stops watching recent show to watch that show*(Gay migration)

by XaApPaAx August 2, 2018

Genocidal Migration

The migration of foreign peoples into a geographical location in numbers large enough to harm, dispossess, displace, or destroy members of the present or historic population of said geographical location, whether such harm, dispossession, displacement, or destruction is intentional or otherwise.

The majority of nations in which the majority population is of European descent are experiencing genocidal migration.

by Leeroy Stankins May 19, 2022